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today i had my first poo for two weeks.
i feel i may have set a record.
i'll be sure to pay more attention from now on
i only know because the doctor asked me when i went into hospital. i wouldn't have been able to tell otherwise.
except for like, when i was born.
that's a good tip though, a poo diary, i will keep this in mind
i think it means i'm well on the road to recovery. i do feel a lot better today.
your 'idea' of what a 'girl' is is adorable and all, but you're going to get a shock when you go into the real world and discover that not every female is like the limescale you see in burnley.
You're the social recluse. I know a number of girls from across the North, all of which I would class as adorable, and none of which would talk about having a motion like you do.
Just because your only friend is an unstable European sex maniac, does not give you right to make judgements on 'real girls'.
Girls dont poo.
woman pass not but flowers and pot pourri
I imagine it was the hospital food that did it. That stuff could clog up anything.
unfinished business doesn't count as two.
I'm so glad this is the first thing I read when I logged on today x
really should have planned that better, but it's too early and I haven't had my coffee yet.
It was the strangest feeling. Like a combination of enormous pride, and the physical scars of recent sodomy.
honestly, read the post.
severe gastric woe is a nightmare. you have my sympathy...
think it was the sudden shock of all the proper food that blocked me up good+proper. bet u had a right bowlful!
I flushed and the water tank broke.