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Are you all just going off to work and stuff?
and i've been awake since 6am because some idiot tried to phone me at that ungodly hour.
why are you up missus?
also see reply below.
i've not slept and am going to the park with some more booze once it stops raining and the shops open/start selling alcohol
have fun at work! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Do you use 'an' when referring to the letter F? I just said 'an F' aloud and it sounded right.
Have fun being a hobo (let me know what its like, I'm unemployed as of next Friday) xxxxx
because it's all based on vowel SOUNDS. this english grammar lesson was brought to you by your favourite norwegian (as in NOT ENGLISH), hope you enjoyed it as much as i did.
oh i will have fun, it's going to be great, i will report back so you can be all like YAY I CAN DO FUN STUFF ALL DAY JUST LIKE WHITERUSSIAN
just in case you thought i was a COMPLETE nutcase.
let's blame the vodka, yeah?
As long as its clear that my x's were dead serious and that I am actually hitting on you.
by the Why? rescheduling? I'm lucky really, the date I have tickets for hasn't changed at all
nah that wasn't me. i've never even listened to them.
i still feel guilty for stealing their identity but I DIDNT MEAN TO!
there is a striking resemblance.
rubbish journey in. i got horrible cramp on a packed central line tube. i must have looked very odd standing up, shaking my leg, grimacing and repeating 'oh you bastard' over and over again.
I still try to curse wildly though
but it was so hot and i was all sweaty by the time i got there so it really wasnt worth it
when you have to hang around in a shitty shop for eight hours
although after a few days i started bringing an extra t-shirt so it wasn't that bad, but you know there was no shower or anything, and the tap water from the kitchen tasted like something disgusting so i was basically pretty dehydrated all that summer.
you're messing with my mind.
it's great, we have new plants in reception!
i have loads of trees and plants outside my window though.
aww, you've made me miss being a receptionist now.
so much as retired army fat men. they're great, everytime i go out for a cig, they make comments about me carrying my mug out with me, and they are really funny.
female receptionists are pretty hot cause they wear dresses and stuff to look nice. unless they're really old. well they'll still try to look nice, but they'll be, well, old.
it is my loss, i would much rather there were hot female receptionists wearing dresses in reception, why have i never really realised this before!?
always happy to help though
or getting them changed into hot females in dresses?
i want to go home.
don't worry, i've obviously not been walking to work now, so it's not a sweaty hug or anyitng
I have to stay for a meeting at 5, the thought of which is pissing me off.
I don't really have anything pressing to do today so I can probably afford to take it easy and eat som pears.
But I feel happy because it's sunny, and the operations manager gave me some mini eggs. And I'm excited about seeing Alphabeat tonight!
best of luck, what are the exams for?
It's sunny outside! And I'm drafting a letter to companies asking about resource arrangements for emergencies! Gaah!
your drunken ramblings are entertaining me.
"A Sarcasm-detector? Now that's a useful invention!"
Bart: Stan Lee came back?
Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee never left. I'm beginning to think that his mind is no longer in mint condition.
Stan Lee in The Simpsons or Stan Lee in Mallrats?
because it's got jason lee <3
stan lee is probably the best thing about that Simpsons episode.
i was quite worried i was being disowned there or something
how long do you think it will be before the cafes open so i can go have breakfast? i'm going to have scrambled eggs on toast and a banana milkshake.
the world outside of London confuses me.
i mean like the nice ones. specifically the one where i had scrambled eggs on toast and a banana milkshake not too long ago, and the one guy who works there TOTALLY fancies me unless he's gay, he let me have one of their posters and all. (for a past event, but still)
i would most places will be open by now.
there's not really a whole to be added to that is there
go to salisbury road. there are plenty of tasty brekkie cafes there. and not the shit chain ones.
i love that place.
what will you be stuffing?
the fire alarm just went off. if it had kept going for just 10 more seconds i would have had a fucing heart attack, i mean my pulse is still racing
Our fire alarm makes the most horrendous sound I've ever heard. It's right above my head and it goes off at half 10 EVERY Thursday. I've been here for 2 years now and not once have I anticipated the fire alarm going off. I hate my life.
i cant even begin to imagine how you have lasted for two years in that place
and no, luckily there wasn't a fire they were just testing it or something, but this reminds me of something else, at about 4 or 5 this morning we were smoking out the window or at least by the window and this massive van stopped in front of our building and 3 or 4 big and very serious looking security men came out of it and into the building, and we went downstairs to see what was happening. my flatamte looked into one of the flats downstairs but said he didnt see anything and then i looked and the one man looked straight at me and i just started laughing and ran away, and then we went back upstairs and looked at them through the window again AND HE STARED STRAIGHT INTO MY EYES AGAIN and i was like FUCK THIS SHIT so i hid away from the window surrounding myself by a thick blanket of smoke and i think my flatmate spoke to them from the window but i dont know what anyone said.
i didn't mean to be rude and ignore you. good afternoon shucks.