With Alley's encouragement (well insistence) lets have a story thread. I'll get the ball rolling round campfire DiS.
A few years ago I met a girl at a gig. She was nice and back then I was confident so we soon gained a connection. The gig was out miles from where I live so she suggested I came home with her. I was naturally very happy and we sauntered down to bus stop. What happened next is hazy but I remember two blokes approaching me and after that it's a blank, they'd knocked me out. So I'd managed to get attack the night I thought was going well but it was even better than that. Apparently when they were hitting me after they were shouting homosexual insults at me. Yes kids I'd managed to get gay bashed whilst taking a girl home. The skill is immeasurable.
Now improve the thread from this rubbish.