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On Monday I am quitting smoking...

crablin [Edit] [Delete] 55 replies 20:03, 14 July '05
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  • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

    I know you were trying to help, but isn't that like replacing butter with lard?
    loque @Nicole_9inchnails_666 | 14 Jul '05, 20:22 | X
    • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

      Good luck with that Crabbers!! sure its tuff for the first few (wks/months/yrs) but im sure you'll pull through. Doing excersie will help you: you'll notice the benefits to your health which is a big motivational boost. I quited the fags, but still enjoy the odd j-bird every now and again.
      ralphcore @loque | 14 Jul '05, 20:29 | X
    • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

      I agree Loque.

      Smoke Crack instead, after you get used to the Heart Palpitations, it isnt so bad....
      fullerov @loque | 14 Jul '05, 21:37 | X
  • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

    Don't be ridiculous.
    crablin @Nicole_9inchnails_666 | 14 Jul '05, 20:27 | X
    • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

      In the words of Bill Hicks: "You ready non-smokers; this is going to rock your world....non-smokers die everyday!"
      Panic @wishpig | 14 Jul '05, 20:32 | X
      • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

        ^Sorry that was irrelevant.

        Any specific reasons you giving up crablin?
        Panic @Panic | 14 Jul '05, 20:40 | X
        • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

          Cash and health I suppose.

          I might even get a girlfriend now!
          crablin @Panic | 14 Jul '05, 20:44 | X
        • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

          new handle Dan? but qui? mostly panic is no longer? eep
          ralphcore @Panic | 14 Jul '05, 20:44 | X
          • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

            it needn't be hell with nicotinell...

            *runs*
            -gen- | 14 Jul '05, 20:51 | X
            • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

              Go Crablin, if you quit you'll be less like a better version of Colin Farrell.
              Patricide @-gen- | 14 Jul '05, 21:12 | X
              • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                good luck duderinho
                commandercool @Patricide | 14 Jul '05, 21:35 | X
          • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

            I've said it once, and i'm going to say it again:
            You have the best dj name....ever.

            I feel the need to remind you of that fact when i can be bothered, untill i hear you and pinch you and run off like an athlete with my smoke-free lungs. Oh, and good luck.
            team_cooper | 15 Jul '05, 00:37 | X
          • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

            Don't be a fucking quitter! Stick it out like a real man!!

            Oh wait, good luck. I've been a twatting social smoker for about 4 years. I'm fine till I have a drink and then I piss all my mates off by nicking their fags.
            Darcy | 15 Jul '05, 00:41 | X
            • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

              Are you talking to me or Crablin? ;o)
              Darcy @rosa | 15 Jul '05, 00:59 | X
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                I hate people like you Darcy. No, scrap that, I hate you. You owe me at LEAST one packet of fags. Bitch.

                And Crablin - giving up is the easy way out. Pussy. I'm off for a fag break. And I shall enjoy it even more, knowing that you will soon be suffering without them.
                bamos @Darcy | 15 Jul '05, 09:52 | X
                • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                  I gave up in January, haven't 'smoked' a 'fag' since. I miss it in some ways, but had to quit, as I was too damn cool for my own good.
                  thewarn @bamos | 15 Jul '05, 09:57 | X
                  • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                    I love smoking. This is slowly making me a social outcast.

                    I wish I could smoke on trains!
                    sadpunk @thewarn | 15 Jul '05, 10:41 | X
                    • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                      Smoking is brilliant, you are correct. I'm kinda glad you can't smoke on trains, because that first drag as you light up as soon as you get onto the platform...oh, it's bliss...
                      bamos @sadpunk | 15 Jul '05, 10:43 | X
                      • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                        You still can on GNER's, can't you? When I first gave up, I used to sit in the smoking carriage for an hour and breathe in that sweet, sweet smoke.
                        thewarn @bamos | 15 Jul '05, 10:47 | X
                      • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                        You love me Bamos and you try to win my love by giving me cigarettes. It's sad, but I let you do it as I know it makes you happy.
                        Darcy @bamos | 15 Jul '05, 10:58 | X
                      • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                        or the one you have when you get out of the cinema!
                        sadpunk @bamos | 15 Jul '05, 10:59 | X
                        • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                          Mmmm, good call. Cinema fag might just edge out train fag in the long run, because there's always about 20 of you who do exactly the same thing when you step outside. It's a dying ritual we need to keep alive!

                          And Darcy - I don't need to give you fags to make you love me, I can see in your eyes you want me. The fags are just so I get to brush your hands slightly when I light your cigarette....
                          bamos @sadpunk | 15 Jul '05, 11:03 | X
                          • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                            It's especially good if you've been watching someone smoke on-screen for the last 2 hours!
                            sadpunk @bamos | 15 Jul '05, 11:06 | X
                            • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                              Man, I loved Smokey Joe McSmoke-smoke too! Saw it at the cinema 15 times.
                              thewarn @sadpunk | 15 Jul '05, 11:07 | X
                              • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                                Smokey Joe McSmoke-smoke 2?
                                bamos @thewarn | 15 Jul '05, 11:08 | X
                                • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                                  Ah, I see you've seen it too!

                                  Love that theme song!

                                  Smokey Joe McSmoke-smoke 1,
                                  Smokey Joe McSmoke-smoke 2,
                                  Smokey Joe McSmoke-smoke 3!
                                  Now kiss my lungs with tar, OH please!

                                  thewarn @bamos | 15 Jul '05, 11:12 | X
                          • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                            "I can see in your eyes you want me"

                            I've had you. You were shit and I faked.

                            Why do ciggies go so well with beer? My Mum told me once something about smoking and making you feel less drunk. Something to do with reducing the amount of alcohol in the blood.

                            I never feel like a fag during the day...but as soon as the scond pint has passed my lips it's "Bamos, giz a ciggie".
                            Darcy @bamos | 15 Jul '05, 11:10 | X
                            • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                              scond pint?

                              *giggles*
                              sadpunk @Darcy | 15 Jul '05, 11:11 | X
                              • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                                *hiccup*

                                Yess *hic* that scond pint is usyou, usu, *hic* usually about 9:30 in the *hic* morning...
                                Darcy @sadpunk | 15 Jul '05, 11:15 | X
                              • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                                You just want to look as good as me, that's all it is. You come in all fancy with your hair and Kasabian-face, but when it comes down to it you realise that I am SUPERIOR to YOU. You're nothing but a wannabe, Hunk, nothing but a wannabe ;)
                                bamos @sadpunk | 15 Jul '05, 11:16 | X
                                • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                                  Fight! Kasbian face-hunk v Vicehead!
                                  thewarn @bamos | 15 Jul '05, 11:18 | X
                                  • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                                    are we allowing weapons?
                                    sadpunk @thewarn | 15 Jul '05, 11:19 | X
                                    • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                                      Don't see why not! Medieval weapons only though.
                                      thewarn @sadpunk | 15 Jul '05, 11:20 | X
                                      • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                                        excellent!

                                        to the death or submission?
                                        sadpunk @thewarn | 15 Jul '05, 11:22 | X
                                • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                                  Listen, pal. I've been working on my cider drinking, ok? When I've got that down, they'll be nothing you can do that I can't. NOTHING!

                                  *hic* *apple flavoured burrrp*
                                  Darcy @bamos | 15 Jul '05, 11:19 | X
                                  • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                                    *gets out balls, spacehops around the floor*

                                    Nothing you can do that I can't, huh? ;)
                                    bamos @Darcy | 15 Jul '05, 11:20 | X
            • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

              DO IT!!

              I smoked near enough 40 a day from the age of 16 to 32. I've been packed in 3 years now. It was the hardest thing i ever did (used patches), but on my 5th attempt i did it. I've never had a single fag since.
              marcofella | 15 Jul '05, 10:51 | X
              • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                Ive jsut failed after 6 months of non faggage and am on social rollies (ie when I go out) am sure I can kick it again surely
                prole-art-threat @marcofella | 15 Jul '05, 11:57 | X
                • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                  Without sounding like i'm preaching. I tried a number of times, and IMHO my mind wasn't ready for it.

                  You have to know in your mind that you are ready, that you want to do it once and for all. If you are not ready then you will fail. On the day that i finally packed in, i new... i new i was ready and i new i wouldn't have one again.

                  Best thing i ever did.
                  marcofella @prole-art-threat | 15 Jul '05, 13:07 | X
                  • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                    is the k not working on your keyboard?
                    julesfella @marcofella | 15 Jul '05, 14:00 | X
                    • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                      hmm?
                      marcofella @julesfella | 15 Jul '05, 14:05 | X
                      • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                        Careful, you might mae him angry and then he'll ill ya! ;)
                        sadpunk @marcofella | 15 Jul '05, 14:06 | X
                        • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                          I stopped smoking cigarettes by smoking weed daily instead for a couple of years, that was excellent, then I stopped smoking anything for 8 months and then I got a job in a pub and I smoke rollies whenever I'm in a pub now... or drinking. I like it. Stops me feeling sick and woozy so I can drink more.
                          smilingcrazylady @sadpunk | 15 Jul '05, 15:36 | X
            • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

              What about my DJ name? EH?

              I am DJing at Club Seal tonight though. EPIC. Just after Redjetson & Emmy the Great play OBVIOUSLY blistering sets.
              crablin | 15 Jul '05, 14:15 | X
            • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

              but who will coerce me into smoking now?
              will your flat reach a state of semi-cleanliness without the fag ash everywhere?
              i will be mourning on monday. :(
              peachplumpear | 15 Jul '05, 15:51 | X
              • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                Haha. I pity my fellow DiS HQ inhabitants come Monday.
                However, I did actually tidy my flat Jon - now with 40% less skin on the floor!
                crablin @peachplumpear | 15 Jul '05, 18:26 | X
            • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

              Quit now not Monday
              marilyninthesky @sugarfree_hostility | 15 Jul '05, 18:32 | X
              • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

                This is a funny coincidence. I said the same thing about heroin. For fifteen years.
                oceanRain @marilyninthesky | 15 Jul '05, 19:09 | X
            • Re: On Monday I am quitting smoking...

              get electrowave reverse therapy like they did on Richard & Judy today.

              You sleep more and your piss turns black but there's a 70-90% success rate and all you have to do is hold a pair of brass balls for 20 minutes.
              thommo | 16 Jul '05, 01:56 | X
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