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On Monday I am quitting smoking...
WATCH!
As my weight balloons!
RECOIL IN HORROR!
As I snap at trolling and cry about message board posts!
PUKE!
As DiS slowly goes down the pan in a daze of angst-ridden fights with PR companies!
LEAVE!
As you realise I am weak and start again on Tuesday!
As my weight balloons!
RECOIL IN HORROR!
As I snap at trolling and cry about message board posts!
PUKE!
As DiS slowly goes down the pan in a daze of angst-ridden fights with PR companies!
LEAVE!
As you realise I am weak and start again on Tuesday!
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Smoke Crack instead, after you get used to the Heart Palpitations, it isnt so bad....
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Any specific reasons you giving up crablin?
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I might even get a girlfriend now!
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*runs*
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You have the best dj name....ever.
I feel the need to remind you of that fact when i can be bothered, untill i hear you and pinch you and run off like an athlete with my smoke-free lungs. Oh, and good luck.
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Oh wait, good luck. I've been a twatting social smoker for about 4 years. I'm fine till I have a drink and then I piss all my mates off by nicking their fags.
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And Crablin - giving up is the easy way out. Pussy. I'm off for a fag break. And I shall enjoy it even more, knowing that you will soon be suffering without them.
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I wish I could smoke on trains!
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And Darcy - I don't need to give you fags to make you love me, I can see in your eyes you want me. The fags are just so I get to brush your hands slightly when I light your cigarette....
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Love that theme song!
Smokey Joe McSmoke-smoke 1,
Smokey Joe McSmoke-smoke 2,
Smokey Joe McSmoke-smoke 3!
Now kiss my lungs with tar, OH please!
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I've had you. You were shit and I faked.
Why do ciggies go so well with beer? My Mum told me once something about smoking and making you feel less drunk. Something to do with reducing the amount of alcohol in the blood.
I never feel like a fag during the day...but as soon as the scond pint has passed my lips it's "Bamos, giz a ciggie".
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*giggles*
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Yess *hic* that scond pint is usyou, usu, *hic* usually about 9:30 in the *hic* morning...
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to the death or submission?
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*hic* *apple flavoured burrrp*
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Nothing you can do that I can't, huh? ;)
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I smoked near enough 40 a day from the age of 16 to 32. I've been packed in 3 years now. It was the hardest thing i ever did (used patches), but on my 5th attempt i did it. I've never had a single fag since.
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You have to know in your mind that you are ready, that you want to do it once and for all. If you are not ready then you will fail. On the day that i finally packed in, i new... i new i was ready and i new i wouldn't have one again.
Best thing i ever did.
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I am DJing at Club Seal tonight though. EPIC. Just after Redjetson & Emmy the Great play OBVIOUSLY blistering sets.
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will your flat reach a state of semi-cleanliness without the fag ash everywhere?
i will be mourning on monday. :(
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However, I did actually tidy my flat Jon - now with 40% less skin on the floor!
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You sleep more and your piss turns black but there's a 70-90% success rate and all you have to do is hold a pair of brass balls for 20 minutes.