That's Sex and the City for all you real men out there (as if you didn't know).
Well, it was just about the worst film I've ever seen. Boring, at least an hour too long (about two hourse and twenty minutes too long really), relentlessly unfunny (the two main sources of comedy were a woman shitting herself and a horny dog - like a Farrelly brother's film but without the charm), the characters were all unikeable wittering harpies (with the exception of Charlotte who essentially didn't have a plot), none of them are even very attractive, AND THERE WERE NO EXPLOSIONS WHATSOEVER.
Now, I know I'm not the key demographic here, but I've seen the series and had an occasional chuckle: this was just awful. Even the girly girls I was with tended to agree.
I used to think XXX and Daredevil were the worst films I'd ever seen, but at least I laughed at those.