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that you have ever done?
who'll show up just as i press reply
as to the very disgusting-est thing
i wish i was as controversial as you two.
Fuck it! I'm just gonna talk about cunts and tits and gays and blacks and whatever because I fucking can! Wooo! I'm fucking MENTAL!
Get your traffic cones off your heads lads, you're fucking embarrasing.
and there's nothing quite like confounding expectations. Especially when you're 16.
I also showed my penis to some six-year-olds once. True story.
not showing kids my penis, because i dont have one, but eating gum off the pavement
before the police trace my IP address.
I also did this.
I ran around the playground with it out shouting "willy!" in a silly voice. The girls all screamed.
so i'm guessing no.
ive done it with a wet fruit gum whenb i was younger but not abc gum!
i did eat gum off the underside of the cafeteria table when i was that age too. odd stuff
repeatedly licking the pavement in Edinburgh last weekend.
Was it you?
There's a few of us about.
a.k.a - Bobby Bullshit
Went to the cinema to watch Legally Blonde.
Oh, and touched some poo.
relate them on a public forum, sorry.
Surely everyone else is the same as this?
but maybe im just blocking it all from my memory
there are different standards applied, women can get away with more before its considered disgusting
because we're supposed to be all cute and lovely and never do anything even mildly disgusting (girls never poo, etc) so if we DO do something then it will be considered a lot more disgusting than if a guy did it.
the folly and bravado of your youth talking there
the 1st yr warden fined me a lot of money for literally nothing and threatened to have me removed from uni (basically due to a misunderstanding), so 5 of us waited a year and filled a large bucket with the stalest piss possible and poured it through his letterbox
...piss goes stale?
yes, it does, I can't remember where or how but I've smelled week old piss before and it will nearly knock you out.
Sorry. I'm not going to back you up actually. That's horrible.
the 'misunderstanding' was that some cunts who used to live in our hall came round while everyone but me was out and fucked up the hallway carpet with fire, vomit and food. So when the cleaners came in the morning they went straight to me and i ended up getting fingered for it and charged £600 for a new carpet, despite it having nothing to do with me. He called my mum up to speak to her about it cos "he was concerned that i wouldn't be able to afford to pay and then i wouldnt be able to continue my uni career". absolute bollocks obviously, so it was either a brick through the window or piss through the box.
if he thought you actually did it, there are probably better ways of approaching the problem than what you did.
if he managed to bully him into £600 then I reckon P*** through the letter box is actually quite mild. If he bullied you into paying £600 you shouldnt have then that is really extortion, i reckon you should have reclaimed your money instead.
and threatened to take legal action over unfair dismissal if he threatened to remove you (i-o) from the university.
anybody deserves that.
You could say that a more grown-up response approaching his superiors might've been best, but then he picked up the phone to the guy's mother and said WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH with no proof, so, really, why should he?
is surely a year's food to a student too!
i borrowed it off my mum and then paid her back over the summer. it sucked
you really shouldnt have, instead you should have insisted that the police be brought in, if it was intruders that shouldnt have been in there.
my mum did at the time, then me afterwards
Did he really have the power to get you thrown out?
Surely that just proved to him that you were guilty?
You should've just refused and kept on refusing due to it not being you who did it.
it wasnt a pleasant experience for anyone involved, but i was happy with my revenge which was served very cold
there is also a curious and foolhardy user of that name.
one i found in the garden..? when i was 5 or so? aspiring doctor. that's pretty wrong isn't it?
when i was little, i was sat in the car with my brother and my mate, and we'd all just eaten loads of sweets. my mate threw up cos she ate too many, which made my brother throw up on himself, and then i threw up out the side of the window. rather unsuccessfully i might add. it all splattered back onto the car.
nice little vom domino effect there.
I just laughed into my tea :D
this happened once when i threw up in the toilet once a few years ago, then my mum went in to clear it up and threw up on my sick.
and a large amount ended up on my friend who was sat in the back seat with his window open. He amazingly didn't vom.
the nutter kid in sixth form on the bus when I was about 13. He was clearly hungover and puked out the window. It all went out, but came back in further down the bus and absolutely soaked this really poncey, smug kid. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
when i was 12 i stole a fair amount of alcohol from my mum's cupboard., proceeded to get smashed with my friends in my back garden (we were camping). woke up the next morning with half my body outside the tent, with my face in a pile of my own sick.
and it was right in front of the boy i fancied at the time.
we also lived in the same flat, so he was one of the first people i saw the next morning.
i wanted to kill myself.
haha, oh dear. yeah i've thrown up infront of a boy i fancied before. right on my own feeet. better than on him though i suppose.
i dont remember much of the actual throwing up but i looked down at my coat after it and it was covered in sick.
i'm going to stop posting about this now.
and she was obviously a bigger stoner than me cos i span out infront of her and puked up ice cream style vom all over the floor around us. i didnt get laid
it was full of maggots too
I think I worked it out now. I thought you were a doctor, but evidently you're a vet.
I'm a "psychologist"
or Disgusting as horrible?
is truly distgusting
into details, but it involved the following.
*A ginger girl.
A mate of myne was porking his lady friend up the arse. During the act of sodomy, he punched her in the stomach...and, as she strained from the pain, her arsehole 'prolapsed''. When he pulled out, the inverted arsehole was round his dinkle and it looked like a pink sock.
there's no way this happened
Are you still shitting through a tube?
is the most sickening thing I've heard in a while. Congratulations
from a palahniuk novel
why did he punch her in the stomach that hard :( this is not good, its worse than disgusting
I'm not condoning it. Im just laying it out their as a very real shocker.
...but you have my word.
so I will deliver.
When one of my sisters started her periods she didnt realised towels werent flushable so one night she'd gone to the loo put a used st in then done a number 1 and 2 on in. I felt so sorry for her (mainly the humiliation for her if my parents or other sister saw) that I removed said item, disposed of it, had a quiet word with her and nothing was ever said again.
just as i took a nice bite of pita bread with hummus too.
really is one of the greatest of things isnt it
i could eat this food every day.
Wow, im not even emerican, but i sound like one right now.
*strokes his gut.
*dips pita in houmous inquisitively* :D
It's like moths flying into hallogen bulbs.
was one of those victorian terraces. my mum lived there for a few years while i was in VI form, i liked it, it was homey.
ANYWAY, it had a cellar, as all victorian houses do, and it got a bit damp, as most cellars do. a couple of summers ago, it started smelling really vile. after about a week or so of it getting progressively worse and worse my mum went down to find a puddle, which she assumed was a leak. on closer inspection it was sewerage. the pipe that went from the toilet upstairs ran into the cellar, bent and then down to the drain. it had cracked in the bend, and weeks and weeks of sewerage from the toilet had leaked into the cellar. i thought my mum was going to get someone to fix it for us and clean it out. after work one saturday i came home to find her wearing a mask and overalls, she handed my brother and i buckets and masks to help carry out the sewerage and pour it down the drain.
it was traumatic.
Not good at all.
i wretch just watching the advert for that...
They looked great.
i still can't believe i did it.
was making out with a guy in a club and was sick in his mouth.
in my friends conservatory in Swindon once.
She didn't even complain, just cleaned it up and went to sleep
that's one for the history books
but never that....
(and not my current girlfriend, promise)
Many years ago, my twin brother and our male friend of the same age (we must have been 6 or 7 years old), took turns pissing in a supersoaker bottle, as you do.
I'm guessing other boy thought that screwing the piss-filled bottle into the supersoaker bottle and shooting each other was a bad idea, so he threw it into the air.
As it fell it curved towards me, tilted and landed straight in my mouth.
I did a couple of funny things as a junge. Some girls started an unprovoked verbal attack on me which upset me a bit, so I filled my supersoaker with Ribena, HP, Ketchup, Soy Sauce, an egg, and snuck up on them with it and drenched them all over. Faces etc. I was only about 9.
A friend and I once posted some slugs attached to Pokemon cards through one of our enemies' letterboxes. They were only Weedles and Energy Cards though.
..I was scared for a moment that you were giving away good ones. I like thae fact you clarified that for us.
the enemy was probably really sickened by the slugs, but then grasped at the up-side of the situation in that he had a new pokemon card, and then peeled the slugs off to reveal a mere energy card and more disappointment-
its a good trick.
i've been so paraletically drunk that i couldn't control my bum while throwing up before, i think i'd been at a party for someone in the year above me in the sixth form, and i had got there late, so i downed loads of aftershocks, and a few hours later crawled into the toilets where i woke up an hour after everyone had gone home, with poo all over my trousers and vomit all over my face :(
you really should include ex pms too
I'm guessing Aftershock is a big NO for you now? I had a similar experience, but without the pooing. I ended up hugging the toilet in my room in halls, shaking and being sick. Not good. Five minutes earlier I'd woken up most people in my block and demanded they watch the matrix with me. Oh dear.
though i have tried some of the others, i think i'm over it, afterall, this was over 8 years ago now.
throwing up at the back of a busy bus aged 14 and mistakenly assuming that nobody had seen or heard me, i got maybe 3stops down the line before it started to really stink and people were looking round at me as if to say 'you disgust me'. Of course i sat there for another 10mins before getting off as i waited for as many people to leave as possible, then i ran for it. Still not feeling very well tho, i just made it out of the bus door before blowing chunks all over the bus stop infront of the rest of the passengers. my shame was then complete!
recently sitting on the toilet being sick into the sink and blocking it with chunks, so i had to sift through them, but everytime my hand went in i was sick again, so eventually the sink was overflowing with more on the way. Got it sorted eventually, even if i had to throw away my glasto wristband!
bringing a half eaten mouse carcas back to the house when i was a littl'un for some reason, maybe because i thought i was a cat.
like cats do
uncontrollable vomit/poo catastrophe in a leeds fest toilet which was later removed from the site (dunno if it was cos of me but i like to think so)
who we heard screaming in the toilet area in the campsite, whilst we were draining the lizard, and so we went to have a look see. It turned out that he had climbed into the trench below the long drop, and swum through all the piss, shit, and cunt rags, so that he could stick his head up through the toilet hole, when someone was getting ready to wee, and shout 'pop up pirate!'. Now THAT is rank.
what a truly depraved disgusting filthy FILTHY bastard!
he really wanted to deliver that punch line.
ramilles malplaquet agincourt blenheim crecy poitiers waterloo, salamanca etc
but nobody believes me
Still not convinced anyone would voluntarily do that.
but never popping his head back out again
People act like nobheads all around.
but the bloke behind me at work keeps snorting snot to the back of his throat, and he's 10 foot behind me, its making me feel ill-urgh- snort snort flem cough...continually.
then push it back up there!
My friend once vomited on my face as I slept so I spat it back at him.
After being given a tirade of abuse from a Jewish chap from Poland, I served him pizza off a Hitler youth knife.
After my friends and I (the college geeks) were attacked with rocks covered in snow as we exited a car, I returned from the college with four bottles of piss, drenching every single one of them.
I once chewed on one of my own skid marked pair of underwear (it's a long story, but this is basically the regretable punchline)
and it clogged the sink, so I tried to scoop it out and put in the loo. I failed, and then passed out in the bath.
but sometimes I wonder why
nosebleed walking home about 2 months ago but i was so pissed i just let it drip down my face all over my top, jeans and trainers.
It finally stopped about 100 yards from my house but instead of washing it off my face i went straight to bed.
When i woke up next morning it looked like i'd been murdered
Knowing that you were alive and all...
i suppose it was...
like try and completely soak as much of my clothign as possible til i looked like some sliced up guy. that was always pretty disgusting
but it involves
1. The Munchies
2. Hot Dogs
3. Dog Piss
I will never live this down.
once i was washing my face in the bath and when i opened my eyes i noticed i had a nosebleed. So i decided to make the bath look as horrible as possible, i think i probably leaked at keast a pint into it before it stopped. then when i drained the bath there was some scummy bloodstain all round the rim. grim
i hadnt posted so much in this thread, or this thread would just go away