1) Eating too many dried apricots and getting a belly ache is a small price to pay for the absolutely brutal gas power I now have. I’m pretty certain that I have solved the fuel crisis
2) Sainsbury’s ‘be good to yourself’ cheese spread is less fattening and tastier than your average margarine spread.
3) Fantomas are as a matter of fact, fantastic!
What revelations have you had this afternoon?