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I never win anything :-(
since I went to the doctor with a lump when I was 14. If it happens, fuck it. I'd rather not spend another six weeks worrying about it.
I would. I had a friend who go testicular cancer, and his ballsack turned into candyfloss.
and not much bite to it.
he only had one ball
according to popular rumour
let's raid them for Hitler's mission nut!
did a goat not bite it off?
i have a right good feel. i don't like touching my balls/having my balls touched that much, either
always scare myself though, because of the whole "trying to find a lump in a bag of lumps" thing.
a relative died from it, it spooked me.
funnily enough i never check my lungs for cancer though, even though that is what killed my grandmother.
checked. Wouldn't I just notice a lump?
He'd been staying there a month, and still Adolf couldn't remember how he took his afternoon tea.
unexpectedly i was told to drop my trousers and another nurse came in, then she felt up my nads and told me i didnt seem to have cancer, which was nice
makes out like she was disappointed
I went to the Doctors once and he made me feel like I was being a hypochondriac.
That and having a 50 year old male fiddle around with my testicles meant it wasn't an experience i'll happily repeat again.
throughout. Which was one of the most confusingly offensive things I've ever had happen to me.
It takes alot of balls (ha) to go and get them checked out so they could at least show you some courtesy.
I made it worse by asking him to check moles as well but as I had one removed when I was younger and it had been four years since they were last checked I thought I might as well get it done. Two birds and all that.
The stupid thing is they tell you not to be embarrassed and its better to be safe than sorry, then treat you like an idiot if its ok
Mine was a man.
But i'm talking about my testicles on a public forum so can't really complain.
I'm picturing you on the bed thing completely naked asking the doctor if he'll give you 'the once over'.
I'd suggest you got more of a service than you needed.
He checked moles on my back first as i'd had one removed for being potentially cancerous before and my previous doctor suggested I have them checked every so often.
But I asked him for the once over anyway.
(I was 14), but really. There's no risk of that happening at all. Unless you have a discomfort and anxiety fetish.
Haven't heard "Bonk on" in years.
Its the least sexy thing you can imagine.
Actually, its not, but its not far off.
It's not a regular thing...
You know what time it is, boys!
I check my balls every day. Not for cancer though.
to be much more dramatic than it actually was in the end. And for a short period, it was the most important thing in my life.
-5 because they dropped in your mum's mouth.
like pretty much every time I'm in the shower at home (as opposed to the gym or somewhere). Don't see why you wouldn't, takes no time at all and could prevent death/more serious cancer.
i get my mum to do it. she's nice like that.
But I play with myself so much that I'm sure I'd notice.
I suppose I should from now on, i worry that saying things like this jinx's you
smell my fingers.
i read somewhere that playing with your balls helps prevent it as well. great times.