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in a snow bank.penguin jokes FTW
that's the worst joke I'm going to see all day.
Because they're biscuits.
have gone too far
So they can fit in their spaceship.
because they're afraid of Wales.
arent we all
goes up to the bar and says "I'm looking for my brother, have you seen him?" Barman says "Hmm. What does he look like?"
As well as being shit, I think this joke may also be RACIST.
"Can I have a pint of lager and ....
a packet of crisps, please."
The barman says, "Certainly, but if you don't me asking: Why the huge pause?"
The polar bear shrugs, "It's the way I was born."
A penguin in a blender.
Because they can't get the wrappers off!!!!111!