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but I fuck sheep not dogs
wanna fuck? I'm free Tuesday
Let me shag a mates sister, and we should be good to go.
on hidden surveillance devices.
he's stroking it, quite soft but with an underlying firmness
She did a towel wash, I would guess she washed them at 60 degrees.
and I'm from South.
That would just be wrong.
Plus he has skin like an old mandarin, AND he's wearing these like lycra surfing shorts....and well HE FUCKS DOGS!
One has a glint in his eye...whenever I see him with sassy the dog there's this sexual tension....I know he wants her...more than he wants his Scottish wife
have you by any chance been inside all weekend? I think I'd rather believe these museings are a result of you being cooped up and going a bit odd rather than it actually being true
I've got my hands on the bible as we speak
I'd probably just go for custody of 'sassy', and enough money to cover doggy counselling
Well she does walk in a provocative manner. Bit too much tail wagging
and then pass it off to channel five as an important social investigation into the relationship between man and beast for a bit of quid, when really its just footage of a bloke boffing his cocker spaniel
it would be call 'the man with a dog on his cock'
or something equally eye enticing
y'know, my mum always said that the best way to a girls heart is to ruminate over possible acts of bestiality.
and i never believed her. until now.
On our first date down the path of love, would you take me to a resturant where they make handmade doggy biscuits?
from medulla was 'if you see people engaging in strange sexual acts, take photos and sell it to the Sun/News of the World'