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Those olive oil spread thingies
They can fuck off! Bleurgh! OMG bad memories from childhook of olive oil spread and brown limp bread, it barely even makes toast. "But they're good for you!" Well, guess what mum, you just gave me a life-long craving for freshly baked white bread and real butter. Didn't work out so well after all, did it?!
What would you like to fuck off tonight?
The incorrect answer would be "you", you young jokers.