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I just noticed my cat
lying under a deckchair in the garden. She looked involved with something.
I went up and she was just literally watching a mouse. She'd wounded it and its legs were twitching, as if its reflexes were going mad.
Anyway, I looked closer and after about 10 seconds it stopped. In this 10 seconds I'd gathered the hosepipe which now has a super jet spray thingy on the end and I super jet sprayed my cat. She rolled over and ran off screaming.
I feel proud.