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(Non-radio edit of Kelis)
The kind of person who points at planes"
You never stood a chance, did you?
I absofuckinglutely give up today
Sometimes I forget why I hate you
His mate went to work in Austrailia as a consultant. His first job was to find out why productivity was down. He studied and found out that one particularly shift was doing very poorly. He presented his results to the owner, who immeadiately (in fact before our hero had even finished talking) called in the manager of that shift.
He came into the office and goes "Yes boss?"
The owner stands up, chins him and shouts "RAISE YOUR FUCKING GAME!" then sits back down, straightens his tie and says "That's for the presentation, it was illuminating"
that this thread has made me laugh out loud?
you gotta get your kicks wherever you can on a Friday afternoon.