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if u HAD to marry someone who would it be (has to be a member of DiS)
Gay marriage and multiple partners allowed
First come, first served.
if she's cool with that?
and you live closer as well
so i don't see how there would be anything wrong with this
like creepy swingers
Reserve choice: brusma
do you know, i now feel like an official part of DiS
married, but i've always wanted to delve into the world of paligamy. I'll take the most attractive woman.
or someone else, but I'm not saying.
call it an apology marriage. for history.
i think this is the perfect name for a metal outfit.
also, i asked you a question in that other thread
Once my certificate comes through the post, and I rumble up the power infested in me...I'll start from the top ok.
Is she a DiSer?
If not, then Isolated? She seems to possess the magical combo of low self-esteem and beauty.
WHO HAS THE MOST PAVEMENT 7"s ?
Well done, old girl.
may i tentatively dub it indiecore gangsta rap?
is alright, i suppose
you had to say that ;)
Also, Tom, just say that you would marry me already, ok? Do you want our cross-atlantic humadger babies to be bastards?
I'm marrying Alley.
me, you, whyman.
no one has said me yet :(
but I fear you two would just forget about me all the time.
if she were kind enough to take an old man's hand in such a matter.
I think that would be more interesting
Once I had to do a video for a my dad's 50th birthday party but I got drunk first and then started doing a commentary with my brother which was as if Stan Lee was commenting on Marvel characters.
So a bald man became Professor Xavier and a hairy man was Wolverine. All was going well until a larger woman was described as "The Hulk"....
Did you like her when she was angry?
he looks caring, yet attentive :)
he's a dreamboat.
x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
said that they "want to marrymirri"
the girl from galacticstar3ruption's bus.
Just to piss him off.
but don't tell shucks!
I wouldn't have to look elsewhere. Judge_b makes me feel like I'm PRETTY!
Although I bet he wouldn't be too happy about it and proceed to tell me how wrong our marriage is :(
well, he's already seen my insides, it doesn't get more intimate than that.
Fight you for him!
It's really nice when he gets to the stage where he tells you how many litres of fat your body contains!
as it will counteract the effects of the medication.
Suffice to say though, intestines are a most useful device once freed from the contraints of your skin.
They messed my images up so he wasn't able to do the full monty (so to speak). It is a little weird, really not something for the claustraphobic to do, given that your nose is probably no more than two inches from the top of the MRI scan machine at any one time.
It's also REALLY difficult to stay still.
My results seemed fine but I did get an awful mental image of a glass kitchen measuring jug with congealed yellow fat it in when he started talking about litres!
I'm really glad I did it an all. Maybe that can be my profile pic.
PS - hands off my man BITCH.
(although obviously, I do)
I'd like to know! I think I'll make my DiS crush pieces_of_reece
"she also 'fancies' Sadpunk (though she hasn't met him either)" thus implying that said fancier hasn't met Catfood (hence the requirement for the 'either').
Ergo, it IS you, despite these recent LIES.
Someone call Scotland Yard, they need me.
When was this?
I kept seeing you (if it was you hanging round with Brainlove) but I felt bad about not being able to get you a ticket, so I didn't say hello. Yes I am that stupid.
it would be a waste to do the time without doing the crime
Sadly I have none nor vice versa, Im too old for all that sort of excitement, i have a dicky ticker.
I'd have said yes. But now....
It's all about getting a round about half decent son in law.
he really is that colour.
To think my housewife skills are all going to go to waste. Back to the plan of being the crazy old cat lady then...:'(
Is like a kind of tongue twister, i would have thought many mischievious men might mention
Stop trying to marry me off - I've still got to divorce the last one yet!