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Go go go!
They don't have to have 10,000 posts!
when someone asked Royter when he and DanielKelly were going to fuck...but i will take a minute or two and try and think of a pressing question for someone else...
Have Leo Sayer's solicitors been in touch with regard to your hairstyle and possible identity theft issues?
and for the record, i had this hairstyle before Leo Sayer, so it would be MY solicitors who would be in touch, but i decided to let him off 'cause he's called Leo and let's face it, people with a name like Leo don't need any more hassle than they've already got
you leave Leos alone.
how old is your dad?
Hells yeah, I win at dads, etc.
did you already know this and that is why you asked? And if so, why are you stalking my dad?
I think it's just one of those earth shattering coincedences.
Alex-in-Ciderland: what's that milkshake place you always seem to be going on about, and the first time i ever go there, what flavour of milkshake should i have?
You should go for either the Cadbury's Creme Egg or the sublime Reese's Cups.
Outrageously expensive though.
Reese's Cups sounds <3
Croydon, Kingston, Lakeside, Oxford, Plymouth, Reading, Southampton, Winchester
COMING SOON: Melbourne, Auckland
a Shaken Stephen's too. See what they did there?
who are you? how old are you? will DiS folk ever meet you?
i could find him and forcibly meet him, i reckon
you startin' sumthin'?
i don't think it's technically possible when anyone's meeting anyone else to be disappointed
</massive DiS-wide insult>
like in saving private ryan?
but I really enjoyed ATP.
why are you called that, when you live some distance from the capital
I don't really live THAT far from the capital...but that's beside the point. I signed up to DiS when one of my friends miserably CRAINEd their band on here...I joined to back him up and also to CRAINE some more. They had a gig coming up in London - and I really had no intention of sticking around, so I made up a silly username.
And against my wishes, I fell for DiS and I'm still here :P
why "moouse"...? Also, do you have a job to go to when you move? Or are you just being a bit haphazard?...
and it was a nickname at school, I don't really know how it came about. I'm going to temp I think, I dont know how easy it is to find temp work in London. First job is to find a nice house/flat. Unlucky for falling for DiS, I think we all have. Tell me about your kid!
see, I should know it is moo-u-see, shouldn't I?!
What work do you do now?
Tell you about my kid?....
not for the boards really, I've learnt that.
She's away til Sunday and she is 7.
I work for British Gas, its really not interesting. What do you do?
Pays well/I enjoy it/good training.
You should be able to find work in London with British Gas, I'm sure.
Yes, some sick eejit started a thread titled "mummy, where are you?" under the pseudnym "*****_London_Girl" - obviously blanked out her name there :)
Don't mind people having a go at me/taking the piss out of me etc etc, but that's a different ball game..
I'd hate to carry on working for BG, and luckily they don't have any offices in London. You design for new buildings then? What was the last gig you went to?
Large commercial projects and architectural lighting. Interior is not our niche, but we do do it...rarely.
Last gig I was at was ATP, actually! It was superb :)
So what kinda work are you after in "LDN" then?...
I'll do anything officey really, I dont care so much. I guess it has to pay ok though, what with london being so expensive and all. Who do you know IRL from here then?
met quite a few people off here at ATP. There's a list somewhere, I think twee asked me this recently as well....
and quite a few others as well...who knows!
Do you know people off here?
I think, my list is rubbish compared to yours.
will you let me borrow your shoes/let me marry you?
shoes - yes, so long as you return the favour
wedding - no, you'd upstage me
a marriage is about more than a wedding!
(and yeah, size six right?)
(yeah, size sixxx)
Fiona O'Malley, will our sitcom ever happen?
Unless I'm one of the wallpaper characters, who're just there for the main characters to bounce their lolz off of.
Yeah, I can be one of those.
The butt of all the jokes.
I'll be Gunther.
SHOE SIZE NINE?
WTF, marriage off.
We can swap shoes half way down the aisle, sista.
That is all.
who wants me? i'm unavailable.
If you could suck on any cow teet, which one would it be ?(you have to pick one)
in the hope I may gain superpowers
are all your stories true? and at whatage did they all take place?
Ezcema girl was last summer- so i was 26
Tent rapist girl was 2006- so i was 25
Strip club one was 2005- so i was 24
did you ever slap or otherwise physically assault sadpunk for calling you a "man-shaped yawn"?
for an hour or so.
poptimusgrime is a liar
dinner sounds charming
i believe you would make a most pleasant platonic companion also!
how could you say no to the smooth talking DiS lothario?
*doesn't really mean it*
What's your desert island disc? It has to be one complete album by one artist.
beautiful album in terms of soundscope & lyrics, don't think I will ever get bored of it :D
did you get a new job?
I find out mid-June if I'm definitely being made redundant. The package is worth sticking around for so I don't want to lose out.
(let's stop this now)
where would you live if you could live anywhere?
this could be fun for a minute
and given that I haven't extensively travelled so reserve the right to change my mind, here is where I want to be:
It's a tiny village perched 500m above Lake Como with the most spectacular views of the mountains.
I'd open a restaurant and just enjoy rural life, pottering around and not talking to investment bankers :)
It's only an hour to Milan on the train, so it's not stupidly isolated so I'd be able to satisfy the party-girl side of me often enough.
There's a B&B there called Miranda too. Maybe one day, I'll own it!
what kind of establishment it is, thank you very much!
Harru, you would be very welcome.
You may have to cart mushy peas, HP sauce and my various other cravings with you though.
who is your favourite Buffy character and why?
P.s. hi! x
because they got all the best lines!
Andrew was great in the last series though.
I had sympathy for Darla as she died four times!
ahh Anya <3 so lovely and pure comedy.
TROIKA! :D Andrew was great. The scenes he had with Spike were brilliant when they were talking about cooking.
What one piece of advice would you like to give your younger self?
but in between the significant things, save money, and take more advantage of all the opportunities, don't be so moral and upright, it pisses some people off, they want to be taken advantage of.
Good question....I had to dig into myself for that one.
Is there a question you would like me to ask you?
(good answer by the way)
anticipate for your future in 10 years time? Or what do you want to happen (obviously without being too proscriptive)
Ten years is a long time, I guess I'd like to achieve the following:
1) For my band to do well - I'm not pinning my hopes on it getting any kind of major success but just to be having fun and for it to sustain itself would be brilliant.
2) To be in a relationship with someone that I never get bored of.
3) To have some kind of financial security.
4) To still spend as much time laughing as I do now.
I want to know which two would you be prepared to drop? (thats probably a more telling question)
for 1 and 4 to be guaranteed.
so at least you have a soul
Hey! Do you hate me for starting this thread? :\
it was only 2000. thats nothing. i am a minnow.
im kind of grumpy about your mean question though.
how high would you rate your need for attention and acceptance?
<3 you still though.
No motherfucking questions...
I don't need you fools asking me stuff anyway.
Learn some patience boy.
Fullerov, where the hell is your hat?
I sometimes forget that everyone on here is younger than me.
You can't seem to stop travelling!
with borders based on the bottoms of my boots.
I really don't know. I usually feel fairly restless
Which band would you rather be in: The Pixies, Black Flag or Jimmy Eat World?
They're all crap
I know :P
Pixes probs. Greg Ginn and Henry Rollins would piss me off
and JEW don't appeal enough
why are you ignoring everything i write in this thread?
do you like me or are you not really bothered either way
do you HATE me?
but on posting ability, i'd put you in the, "not sure why but i seem to have soft spot for them. would open a thread they may start, and would certainly imagine they recognise my posting abilites" bracket
if you HAVE to join an army, which army would it be?
and what would you do in it?
the "handies" joke doesnt seem so funny anymore.
er? one that had good uniforms?
I'd play the tuba! :)
Seriously, it would probably be the British Army due to blind patriotism and I'd want to do something where I would be involved in ensuring things were done properly.
That's a fucking lame answer, sorry!
My friend who spent six months snowboarding recently tells me that his opinion on Swedish girls is that they're very pretty but can't hold a conversation and have no redeeming features other than their abba-esque looks.
Is he mad? What say you?
I agree with what your friend said.
OK, my sample size is one but basically I'm in love.
Oh man. How are those rose-tinted spectacles working out for you? ;)
sorry, I'd probably understand if I was sober. And to white russian, norweigen girls are very nice too. As long as they've got great tits and a nice arse.
is sure to bring out the self-pity
probably ran off crying
I'M JOKING, JOHN
i'm officially OFFENDED
What's the most freakish thing about you?
I will not be uploading a photo until I have at least 5000 posts. I would like to take this opportunity to address a few things further though.
1) lemonbrickcombo is a bastard and is more or less singlehandedly responsible for what will be massive disappointment when I do put up a photo, now that he's got everyone imagining me as Taylor from the OC. I'm ok, I do alright, but I am no Autumn Reeser.
2) I feel like I don't ever want to put up any photo after that Miss England thread, in which most of the girls who got slagged off as being ugly I would judge as prettier than me. You're all really shallow. Only I will put up a photo, because I would feel weird if I didn't, and also I think (and certainly hope) maybe I'm just being paranoid. And actually, I already feel weird, even though I've not got even 5000 posts in this place yet.
3) You are desperate to find out if you can perve over me.
Like I am a huge minger. But I think not. I am going to shut up now before this turns into something like that time there was a baby photos thread and I went on about what a not-adorable baby I was and then ended up uploading a toddler photo, which I hadn't originally intended to do, just to prove I wasn't a troll child. I babbled on like this too. Shut up, Alex.
Zonino. Yes or no?
Zonino - yes or no?
who ARE you and what are you going to contribute?
On a side note, meles, sent those emails yet?
what e-mails? Do you mean facebook messages? And if so: no, I have not, thanks for reminding me.
I prefer to refer to them by some formal wording of emails rather than by the evil word of facebook messaging
are there any other americans here beside myself?
and yes zapasta, i am in fact american.
who is your dis crush?
zapsta - did you ever decide if you're going to shave off your hair or not?
I was going to ask the barmaid out - if she said yes, I'd leave my hair and if she said no, I'd shave it. That's all been thrown out of joint now though, so I might just shave it as a substitute for self-harm.
who would you hit with a snowball if you could?
the one i've started a gazillion emo threads about. or my brother, but that wouldn't be to hurt him cause he's big and could probably kill me with his bare hands.
how much do i annoy you?
did you find a job today? <----my question to you.
ho fo = hollywood freak
well, if the jobs not good enough, its just not good enough. go you.
who was at Rolo Tomassi tonight? And who is that guy with crazy big hair who works at the Red House that I always see around town...local legend mebbe?
sheffield has too many sideshow bob lookalikes.
do you know nick or michael baxter perchance?
I don't know ANYONE anymore :(
they're just the only locals I know, being a dirty student and all that.
what does it feel like to kill a wild boar WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?
are you in fact 29 years of age?
I am not 29 years old.
But I'll tell you the story of my username. When I registered (my original username was 'earthquakemilkshake' after a NeatPeople single), "29" was the number of my house, my baseball squad number, my cousin Andrew's squad number at his football team, and the pocket cards I'd won a heads up Hold 'Em tournament with the previous day.
I'm now number 8, Drew is 11, I live at "The Firs", and the last poker session I was with something like 8T.
with all this crying, are we going to lose you to emoland? (noooo)
you should come around sometime
My floppy black swoopy fringe and penchant for skinnies and converse, I shall remain true to my faggyartdisco roots!
I knew you were a keeper :)
what is the best gig you've ever been to?
Daft Punk @ Wireless if festival sets are OK with you. :)
Can you write me a haiku please? thanks!
As the night rolled on
Social nightshift took over -
Expect more sex threads
And on that note
I am now going to bed
Dreams of sexy threads
Why is only mirri interested in me :(?
if you had to have a one night stand with a Disser, who would you choose to have it with?
it would be hallarious!
bring it on
everyone else is better at hiding their secret love for you?
Also you're the only Disser I've ever had "very high" lastfm compatibilites with, so be happy!
why did various users have a collage of many pictures of your face as a profile picture?
it just sorta happend to my dismay, this was when I was very much hated by a lot of people :(
Have you ever worn neon?
you look very familiar....
where did you go to college?
uni in Nottingham
I don't know you...
why didn't i do what you did?
then i would get loads of questions :(
can you tell us the air dumping story again? PLEASE :)
hmm i'd rather not
find when i firt said it
How would you go about sound-reacting to my Saturday morning "cunt man"? (I'm assuming you've read about him in the past). Bear in mind he doesn't exactly live next door to me and I have other neighbours.
Well, he lives in the houses a hundred foot or so away, and for some inexplicable reason, often wakes me up very rudely on a Saturday morning at 9am by screaming "you cunt! you fackin cunt! i'm gonna fackin kill ya, ya cunt!", over and over and over again.
What with you being THE sounds of bastards, I thought you may have the perfect solution?
If you could have any song as the theme tune to your show/life, what would it be?
i got a pocket full of cheese and a garden full of treeezzz.
or more seriously
Do you still rub your chin and expect a beard to be there?
i've actually wondered this...
so yes :)
If you could have one comedy superpower, what would it be?
so any recipient of it gets an awesome, also comedic, superpower.
(also: yes, pls)
Who fancies me? Who wants a piece-a-me, ha?
But we might as well be...
I know I had a few drinks tonight, but I don't remember that. I need another beer.
you should check your mudhoney lyrics, honey haha
where are you?
Why do you seem way older then 17? Is it because you're called 'prof', and therefore i imagine you to look like this:
clutching your doctorate like a newborn child to your bosom.
he's got that rare disease that makes people age quicker
i always forget he's 17, but that's because i get him confused with proslo and prole (i think there's another one too).
may i congratulate you on a fine profile picture by the way.
when you think professor, id prefer you think of me as a robert winston character. Also, i dont think it helps that i have the name and photograph of my favourite contemporary historian as my profile information.
i hope this clears things up for you.
Tom Alvarez Phd.
(You were last to reply, so I guess you are online).
A scenario with a question within, if you bought a house and the first thing you had to decide is whether you would like carpet or laminate wood flooring, which would you choose? *Sub question* Could you answer in with pros and cons for each please?
i think i would chose laminate flooring. when it came to making the decision of getting carpet or laminate flooring in my bedroom, i foolishly chose carpet.
pros for laminate flooring:
- spillages are easily managed
- you can slide along it in your socks
- cool in summer, warm in winter
- can be quite the cunt if you deck it on it
- hard on your arse, when you sit on the floor, so you'd have to buy a rug. and i prefer sitting on the floor, instead of a chair
pros for carpet:
- nice and snuggly and soft underfoot
- a cushioned landing if you fall on it
- kinder to your arse, when you sit on the floor
- bloody spillages!
- can succumb to wear and tear and stuff, so you'd have to renew it once in a while, so you didn't look like a smelly tramp
em... that's all i can think of just now. so, yeah: laminate flooring.
If only girls were more inclined to give such an answer as this on a first date.
score! that means i'm a total catch, or something.
when I ask if you're going to put out...but it just doesn't feel right, maybe it will, with time.
i wished i'd done twentynine's trick. i made comments hoping another user would spot me and ask a question, but apparently they hate :'''(
= Search And Destroy for pussies
What do you sound like?
I have a pretty deep voice, not very nasal. And I'm fairly accent free, though possibly a tinge of southern england about me. My speech patterns are characterised by periods of extreme excitement and elation. I dunno. A bit like Stephen Fry but less posh.
estuary english is nothing to be ashamed of, noone's perfect...
Not really though. I don't drop T's and elongate vowels.
I just plopped your glasses in t'post.
I write some short stories every now and again. I also write a lot of music reviews and ting, but that doesn't count. No idea how good they are, I junk them occasionally when I re-read them though. I'm suffering from acute writers' block atm which is pissing me off, cause I have nothing else to do, and now would be a profitable time to write stuff.
when they search these threads for their username and don't find it?
Although more and more people are telling me I'm a cunt on here, so I wouldn't let it be known!
The Kooks were crap in bed
it seems no-one wants to marry me OR ask me a question :(
when you could easily do both in one swoop
but I haven't met a DiSer I would even consider marrying.
Question: who was your favourite teacher and why?
Bum Bags > Cummerbunds
Sun Visors > Veils
I reckon you'd look good in that!
Let's do this!
I really shouldn't have looked at that just after eating.
Sounds like a commitment! ;)
and you're on!
and you to find out! :)
my favourite teacher was Mr Bastable. He always wore dapper bow-ties and was terrifying. We used to have to do desk drills where we would assume the crash position at his demand. In our first lesson he told us that the backing paper on the wall was red to disguise the blood that would result if we didn't do the desk drill.He claimed he would shout so loud our heads would explode. He could shout pretty loud. He was an amazing history teacher.
my wedding was lovely. It was just 65 people including us. It was a freezing Feb day. We did the church thing. Here's a pic:
I was freezing as we did the pics outside. I managed not to spill, bonus. I've been married for 2 years and approx 4 months now.
I mean, most of my conversation consist of Wayne's World quotes. I'd have nothing left to say.
We can have conversations consisting entirely of Waynes World and Friends quotes, and we can even invite bamos round to join in the latter
you just ticked all the boxes.
and the honeymoon will be spent watching the complete Maid Marian collection
I actually used to really want to walk down the aisle to Levels by Reef . . . . things changed ;)
can you please summarise the highlights of this thread?
it's too long to read
it needs to be registered too.
I think you have to register your crush at the lipster though, where it will be processed and turned into 'gossip'.
there are no rules in the game of love!
he told me it's you
he's quite the catch you know. You're gonna be so jealous when he drives me up to make-out point, overlooking the city.
was your favourite drinking joint in cardiff?
or they *might*, they've made some new plans for the union so it won't "just be a bar" or something. more "social learning space" or something, basically open space with sofas (and sockets for laptops as they have pointed out repeatedly), but no Taf, games room or CF10. The games room bothers me the most, as I've never spent much time in the Taf and haven't really liked it much when I've been. And the Solus is dreadful :(
Would you do me the honour of marrying me in a sportswear themed wedding and being my wife for exactly 50 hours?
Your name always makes me think of a big robot lockin' and a poppin' with cool hip hop style. Is that what you were going for?
Did it creep you out that I, a simple stranger, not only had a photograph of you that I took at Reading, but recognised you from your profile picture too?
It's like internet stalking being taken to a whole new sexy level, right?
it didnt creep me out, I was more in hysterics because filled in a lot of blanks for me that night, no shit!
So bizzare though
I'm fucking well bored.
It's my round - what are you having?
Yes, I am.
A Guinness please, kind sir! Although I've been drinking ale tonight for the first time and quite like it. May develop a taste for it yet.