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Regain a slim skinny indie figure with a huge fabric keyboard
i'd suggest you go into advertising for them
you could use that space in the top right-hand corner to advertise them.
and when you rollover the image a voice goes: "SITTING ON DIS ALL DAY MAKING YOU A BIT TUBBY?"
"Sitting on DiS all day making you a bit tubby? My name is Alison Bramble and I'm as slim as fuck. People always said I should be a skinny indie bitch and after 3 years of being a fatty teacher I went for it with the Comrade_Penguin (tm) fabric keyboard and DiS program. And it was the thing I've ever done. There is no better feeling than knowing you've been holier than thou about the current band of the moment and lost 3lbs doing it. Join me today."
you emaciated waif!
That was fun to type.