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I will alternatively accept superhero gnu or stuffed gnu as valid answers.
doesn't isn't a conscious being, so it can't lose. Because the concept of loss is alien to it. So whilst it might be shredded to pieces by the real gnu, the real gnu will probably leave the fight confused and unfulfilled, which I personally consider a form of loss.
If it came down to who'd win the heart of a female gnu, for example, the real gnu would have to be the winner. For even if the female gnu was more attracted to the cartoon gnu her desires would be unsatiated and she'd seek solace from the real gnu.
can never ever lose at anything. If only because it doesn't exist on any meaningful level.
I'm just pointing out this doesn't mean the real gnu can't win.
but not in relation to the cartoon gnu. IMO.
Poor real gnu. :(
That's such a cartoonist attitude. You need to revise your stereotypes mister.
not to be conscious. Nobody can touch him psychologically.
...and he's not even going to know about it!