thus getting me a fab promotion and a huge pay-rise and lots of glory.

I need ideas for potential authors - celebrities/musicians/sportstars/artists - anybody with Pop Culture appeal who hasn't been published yet.

Which shallow media-ravaged personality would you like to read about? Whose biography would you love/hate to get in your Christmas stocking?

So far I have 3 ideas but need 10 and I'm tired.

Will pay for the best ideas in Hagan Daaz - you choice of flavour.

Go!