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I think ZsaZsaGaBoring is in the middle of an act
that is very powerful and private, all at the same time.
It reminds me of that Jam sketch where the guy jumps out of the first-story window twenty times to commit suicide (or whatever the number is), to give him the option of changing his mind halfway through.
In other news, I almost just typed 'Jam On Bread' there instantaneously instead of just 'Jam'.