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What have YOU accomplished today?
It won't load, you big gun-jumper.
I'll try again.
We've been wrong all these years.
But I still think Mell-ez Mell-ez
these days I'm way more into Mell-ez Mell-ez.
And we of course must trust poorly programmed electronic greetings cards.
Tom Whyman's and mine, you numpty. What?
CAN'T YOU SEE? He's in love with you and its breaking him inside.
Sorry, lemon, but my heart belongs to Tom. What with his beautiful soul and his furry back and tummy and everything else, and his clawed but gentle paws. Sigh.
i don't know if that actually accomplished anything until Friday though!
I did complete the arduous task of doing my washing though. Laundrettes are bloody expensive.
I applied for three jobs
I cooked a delicious pork chop
I wrote some drafts for a short story
I wrote a love note to someone and posted it in a book
I listened to a shedload of Melvins records
I added a Disser on MSN
I thought about buying another plaid shirt but decided it was too long and made me look short
I made it with a woman, inform the men
I went on a date drunk
I wrote a short erotic novel with Tristan
I left for six days to go to Primavera
I went off for a wank
I banged the female star of bang theory
I compared myself to Major Major Major Major
Like that thread
I think I really love that show
Like that other thread. I think I see what you are doing now
And me! Barely
Six days in today?
More good work
I'm reading what I think you're referencing, but I haven't got so far as to have come across a Major Major Major Major, just Major Major
I haven't genuinely grinned so much reading a book in a long time. And I've felt moved by the unfunny stuff as well, but that hasn't been so long. Anyway. It's all balanced so well. I was reading it on the bus home and I was desperately tired, so I kept having to put it down to nap, and I felt horrible each time. I want to finish it, and it's not one of those ones I want to finish but don't want to finish because I don't want it to end, because I already know I'll be reading it again.
I wish I could say more about it in detail and overall, but I think I'd ought to finish it first.
It really is brilliant.
erotic novel? tristan steals all his ideas from me
ive achieved nothing today, i wish i was talented
i was hoping for an actual book :(
It's Ukrainian, and not a common Ukrainian one, as far as I can tell.
i have now achieved something today, i learnt -enko is the most common ending for ukrainian surnames, awesome.
It doesn't quite end with any of those things, either.
to go onsale :)