Are these people the moodiest fuckers on the planet?
And I can't work out if
"Whilst nobody likes pointing the finger of blame, this obvious collapse in standards can only be contributed to in the influx of overseas students.
Their influence over our culture has had such a detrimental effect, students will be asked within five years, to produce a word-for-word copy of the Koran."
is a piss-take or not.