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Greatest subsidiary Simpsons character?
"God, are you there? It's me...DUFFMAN!"
in the greatest character created by Groening stakes.
(But way better.)
I would put one of his quotes here, but mainly it's just the sighs.
Zapp Brannigan is based on how the writers saw Star Trek with William Shatner as captain of the Enterprise, rather than Captain Kirk.
Gil, maybe. Not Grimesy.
wash your mouth out.
seriously, though, there are a load of better Simpsons characters, and to compare him to Zapp Brannigan...
the nerds from the episode homer where goes to college
I'm rubbish at liking The Simpsons.
UNDER ATTACK FROM COMMIE NAZIS
i've still never seen the real McBain film :(
Show it at the STA alldayer!
no simpsons McBain, sadly, but some stupid-looking early 90s action flick starring Christopher Walken with the same name. it's why they don't refer to the character as McBain for a couple of seasons!
No, you're off YOUR CASE chief!
What does that mean exactly?
IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!
Police Chief: Well McGarnigle. Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear!
McGarnigle: Hey! I'm tryin' to eat lunch here!
also, who would YOU pick?
Keep smoking, smoky!"
-Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider.
-Is that bad?
-Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
-Yeah...if you replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son"...
No, Money Down!
"Oops, I shouldn't have the Bar Association logo here either!" *eats*
Every line ends with OOH YEAH! or DUFFMAN!
"Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!"
i thought "there'll be a thread on DiS"
i was like, old to be doing a thread about, eh?
(basically what i am saying is, neah neah neah neah neah.)
what are we talking about? would someone like to put me down for a nap?
and I asked her whether that was a good line, and she said no, she'd slap me if I said that. I don't think we're going to get married.