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what would you say to him?
'ice hair, miraclo.'
Mmm, iced hair.
so fuck off
Then when he'd gone 'Wow, that guy really looked like Jesus'.
"it's polite to knock on the door before entering a room" comment.
whadup with all the suffering?
and kill him as soon as possible, cos that'd be a laugh
when they started buildin' the ladder to haaaaaaaaayven
...Russia's greatest love machi...oh shit. Wrong one,''
They're both a bit beardy, and a bit 'crumbs in the underpants''.
im not havong the best of days!
Oh, I'm Frank by the way what's your name?
but it wouldnt work
where the fuck have you been the past two thousand years? you missed all my football matches! going for cigarettes my arse.
lord and saviour my ass, doesnt even have the common decency to knock the door.. no wonder all humanity is fucked up.
do you take that sweet jesus?
that's a pretty face.
We're not interested in your pseudo-theoretics here.
are you sure?
then noone would listen to him, even if he was the real deal
I used to get called Jesus at school for heading the ball with my arms outstretched, it was known as the "Jesus header", I also had long hair which helped.
and apologise for all the wanking
Hey, Jeesey...you on Facebook?
So it would be hard to communicate.
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you don't stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
someone get this tramp outta here