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I MIGHT NEED GLASSES
glasses translate into major ladiez profit. its an established fact.
maybe i'll be able to finally do maths now too.
the former I have found to be a myth.
i might have a detatched retina which means i'll be blind if they dont sort it out or something.
this could be my last days on dis people. enjoy me whilst you can.
what a cunt.
will never be bespectacled!
how am i supposed to laugh at you on the internet then.
my life is going to be one big futurama joke.
pfft. keep up. i'm nearly at this stage:
thank you very much :)
my one's cuter
it is bloody cute, after all
so long, suckers!
Glasses are horrible
i mainly wear contact lenses but the thought of not having to wear anything is umimaginably awesome
I fell asleep with them in and woke up with my eyeballs chafing the insides of my sockets.
besides, you'll probably just need them when you're 40 then. patience.
I LOVE GLASSES
You've got glasses envy!
THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING
If all of you are blinded fully in an accident in later life it would be nothing short of poetic justice.
If you go completely bald due to genes and that in later life it would be nothing short of poetic justice.
shut up dracula. why dont you go and beat up the elderly of something.
I can FEEL it in my follicles. I've got faith in them and they're loyal to me.
when you are looking at the ones high up on the shelf.
ive already been advised that i in fact do not need glasses.
looking at them would be like a man with no legs walking into a trousers shop and looking at a pair of slacks high up on the shelf.
a craine residing on a completed building site...?
4 eyes :(
becuase the transaction would go -
you hand me glasses
i hand you air.
because i dont need them.