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Simple yes or no will do.
For the special services
not that I really fancy anyone at the moment.
I'm clean as a lighthousemans whistle, i'll have you know.
Are you trying to flirt with me?
so is woman
laid out on a plate ready to go?
They're lazy fat legged bitches.
Get your anthropology right, love.
I haven't even seen your legs. Wouldn't mind a good look on the inside of them though. Just say when.
Yep, it's definitely time for bed. Sorry for being a sez pest. I was only jesting. I really was.
that you took a umbridge to.
that wasnt particuarly aimed at me :(
1) Have you fucked a girl with XMA?
2)Have you ever fucked a hippy off your tits on mushrooms?
1) no ... http://www.xmarevolution.com/ ?
2)no. fingers crossed though
1) I didn't have sez with the girl with ezcema. Not that ezcema is a tropical disease or anything.
And 2) I'm fairly fucking certain i wore a hat.
And that's unfair.
At the end of the day you gotta stand up for the little scabby guy.
Don't make me come over there
I'll give you the address.
is a crucial thing in threads like this...
is that michael hitting on yesiamaduck, or what!?
but im not sure i could date someone who couldnt answer in the correct place.
you'll get over it and eventually see it as a lovely little quirk :)
im one of the most pendantic people you could meet. id probably drive away a beautiful women with my pickiness.
i didnt even spell pedantic right. what. a. twat.
im pretty certain i havent slept with her, on or off mushrooms.
this is the second time ive been outed as your dad. the early 80s were such a blur.
Yes I am!
the building up of whats your type, are u single or not threads is leaving me much expectation now :D
but i try ever so hard not to be
I've even got to that stage where I convince myself relationships aren't what I want when really I'd kill a baby for one.
thank god...after two needlessly stressful relationships
Are you trawling for ass?
Bit hush hush
No one would think YOU were lying about that! ;)
You'd think someone would've snapped me up by now!
I'm guessing this is for stalking and/or match-making purposes. Either way, I'm cool with it.
It was just a question!
I'm more surprised when people are genuinely just interested in things like this.
I think that disqualifies me as it would bias your sample.
I've been happily single for about 7 months, while trying to sort the rest of my life out.
Mind you, my life is pretty good now, so I think I could handle a relationship again. I've learnt from my mistakes hopefully.
I'M A DOUBLE
but i'm going to marry someone, whether she likes it or not. so i'm just biding my time.
I guess I'm also biding my time.
Trouble is, I know what I want, and can see myself ruining things by being impatient :)
(I can't believe I checked your profile before I said that....y'know just in case?! I really wonder about me sometimes. I am telling people though and this makes it cool.)
Hello laydeez of the internet. I have good english and much wealths. Communicate me please.
to send our bank details, yes?
a MelesMeles parody
is so close to being a MelesMeles parody.
You're a man!
but not for long
*insert HIV joke*
I am very unsingle
this thread makes me feel marginally better about it
you lot are so rubbish!
and it's strangely reassuring to see that the majority of yous on here are also
I'll post it soon.
(it totally sux.)
not any more, i'm dating you all.
To all the coupled people: you will be single when your spouses find out i'm dating you.
You're all getting totally dated.
DiS love-in much?
Sorry girls :-p
my head hurts :(
*passes pint mug of coffee*
HELLO MARILYN. HOW ARE YOU?
For ages I thought I needed a girlfriend, I now realise I don't but I'd still quite like one. :(
Some kind of response bias here? A really weird one.
no, i'm not single
Relationship confusion ftw.
I mean, yes, of course I am.
You've won an egg.
i bought some chickens yesterday, melesmeles was promised the first egg, you've earned the second :D
i'm more intrigued to see how mr snow_brigade answers this question!
but you scare me so no thanks ;P
Or maybe, only the single people feel the need to reply. Hmmm...
Are you going to do a graph Marilyn?
there's a disproportionately high number of single male on dis.
about 100% of me is looking
bit of a weird time at the moment anyway.
yes I am
and also, beasteality's not my thing. It's just that noone's been worth the jump. Yet.
(putting aside the sexing up of dogs)
(yes - since birth)
I will be in 2 weeks