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I'll live in your house, and swim all day long. For your viewing pleasure.
I'll live on your roof, and make it all crimpy all day long. For your eyes only.
You've got the knack.
I have had those names for ages, I'm just glad I can use them now hehe
Shit and piss in my lap, and I'll be fine with it. Infact, I might put in some friendly words of encouragement.
'Terrific stool, Mark,''
'Wonderful Tampon action, Lauren''
'I think you may have Cirrhosis of the liver, Little Andrew. Uh-oh,''
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_Churchyard ) where he gets taunted by a talking toilet. that has a mexican accent.
this is why warren ellis is better than most human beings.
I'll let you stand on me all day long, while you wait to shoot historical figures. In your sights only.
I am a bruised willy all day long. for your purple pleasure.
for 20p ill plump up your chops daddio till your ass is secretly filmed for a 'is britain over-weight' news report
I'll live on either side of somthing you want to put together, and hold them tight all day long. Hugs x
I'll sentance you to comunity service, and ware a massive fake foam hand, as I'm insane. Merrrrwahahaha!
Only £0.01 per day
I'll sit on my arse and post unfunny and meaningless posts on the drownedinsound.com Social board.
You've posted some of the funniest comments on this forum.
'Hi, I'm Liam.
I will bum lick at will. Price: A thrupny bit.''
i don't know whether to puff my chest out and feel proud or pity you
I posted a comment earlier detailing how I collect cat noses. I wouldn't trust me.
he's got vicar of dibley boxsets
He's got three copies of 'The Trial'' by Franz Kafka, but hasn't read a letter of any of them.
hell it was a tough night out that one.
quite a few years ago now
they all have sentimental value though
talking of ole kafks, i got the castle today for 99p to sit un-read next to the others.
I done the very same with a 2p copy of 'The Penguin Book of Irish Short Stories,''.
Grow Chrysanthemums out my bum.
Pop a couple of parsnip seeds in my pubic thatch.
im mani depressed
5 spuds and ill make your mood twist on the toss of a penny
oh the irony below
I am crispy light biscuit matter with delicious juicy currents inside. Perfect for never.
until this quite frankly AWESOME post is fairly acknowledged.
but I have been known to be wrong.
but it made me hungry and want a cuppa, yet I can't be arsed to move.
I am a bit up and down and love both boys and girls :) x
good work :)
i do, affy.
I used to be big in the 60's but now I only get played at the Simpson's church.
Put money in the slot and I'll warble you the time. I'll never die!
Only £0.25, or £1.00 a strip. i will rotate and distribute numbers for your village fete gambling pleasure.