The main bulk of it was about a dog that was winding me up. It was my next door neighbour's dog which I love in reality, but it didn't belong to them in the dream. I was chasing it everywhere trying to catch it to tell it off.
Anyway I cornered it in a park and it was grinning at me, so I picked up this sharp stick and stabbed it in the neck. I felt really proud too and was really chuffed.
So I went home, and after all these other odd events happened, Amir Khan's family came on the news, grieving the loss of their dog. But his family was the one on East Is East (I hate that film) for some reason. Anyway, they put a bounty on the killer of the dog for £50 grand.
I remember almost crying because I was so scared. But I ended up inviting an old school friend round, and duping him into writing a confession and signing it, because he was (and is in real life) dyslexic. So he got caught for it and I was over the moon.
Have you had any similar? I certainly haven't before.