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this could be interesting...
but only Tristan would get the reference, and I think he's gone to bed now.
yeah man maybe if you shaved your head!
and for a moment I almost thought it was eeeek asked if I was over 18 and everything :-S
i wouldn't feel like that much of a loser. thanks
she looks lovely there.
i'm just too naive for my own good sometimes
cause it sure does sound dirty.
he can forget about being my DiS crush. < not creepy, btw
especially my choice of hair style
you have to tell me how you did it first. that's how it works.
i made that one bigger than the ones before. feel special x
even i can do it and im like dead new and stuff :D
google it or something!
there is someone who fancies me but she's not a nice person and i slept with her in a moment of weakness and it wasn't pleasant. i then did the Walk of Shame home in the rain.
That's a real Walk of Shame.
It would be a little too much of an I'M A STUDENT cliche. I have seen people doing it last year, when I lived on campus. My favourite was this guy who had been dressed as a clown, full on dungarees and make up and silly hat and stripey socks and DMs. The make up hadn't washed off properly, and it was raining, so it was running down his costume off his face in rivers. Tears of a clown. It was so poetic.
you can't say something like that in response unless you have personal experience :P
The melancholy in this post makes me sad. Not even a little jumping heel-click on the Shame-Walk?
while she was sleeping so as to avoid talking to her.
also, she snored like i imagine a cow would do.
If it makes you feel any better, it sounds a bit like a series of things that the main character in a Haruki Murakami novel might do.
I was just about to post something similar.
Wow. Another Murakami lover. Who'da thunk it?
I'm a lucky boy.
And maybe this one, according to reports. But I don't know. I doubt it to be honest.
he's got a uke, now, and he's trying to work out the chords to Sea of Love. Shall I send him over to yours?
I don't have a picture of him, but try to imagine him:
He's an alcoholic fatso with a shit job who fancies Claire and Fiona, and is apparently a super sad loser.
hey i'd tap that. You could get into ANY show as his +1.
Dunno if he's fat. I think he used to be an alcoholic. And who cares if he fancies claire and fiona.
on the basis of that weird bread comment way back
hair colour are surely as immature as 'fancying' someone?
rather than "jokes".
PS. Claire's got gingerbollocks too. ;)
What do you reckon.
Nothing at all?
quite embarrassing really.
shes not that bad
TWICE in ONE DAY. on DIS of all places. sigh.
with a passion.
you'll just be annoyed and slightly embarrassed. DO IT
but of course
the phrase, "FUCK YOU", whether it is capitalised or not, is even one tiny microbe offensive?
"You stink" is probably five times harsher.
it'll help me out a lot
oh god, it's possible i suppose.
OH GOD, HE REALLY IS GAY, ISN'T HE
oh man, i love him. <3
perilously close to doing doucheface. I like his style a lot/too much
I love this website.
I love how he looks so self conscious, like 'oh, I thought we were all looking like idiots for this wedding'
me at the righteous combination of powder blue trousers and a pink jacket, but everything else is an amazing bonus
i can tell.
if i knew who the guy is.
i thought it might be, but i didn't want to assume it was, and now i feel stupid for not recognising you :(
The guy didn't put it up, but named it 'Oasis Douche', after the band presumably. WTF???
The picture in question:
I'm going to regret posting this on a message board, aren't I?
Line crossed, Claire.
You don't insult someone who isn't here to fight back.
things that i have told you in confidence in front of a room full of people in order to embarrass me.
i'd say "we're even now", but you still went far over the line than i would ever dream of doing.
he is vikram.
I really am very sorry.
Please, don't mention anything about my girlfriend on here. You're insulting my choice of woman, as well as insulting a soft target of someone who isn't here.
I love you lots, but don't say things like that. It's not nice.
posting mine :)
he asked me out yesterday, i feel so guilty.
it's really easy to giggle and look at your shoes and say no.
well, twice before actually in the last fortnight, but they were the same person, and i said yes both times [whilst giggling and looking at shoes obvs] >: then he got all 'insecure' :(
but it's okay now. the gay douchebag in the jumper is my boyfriend <3
At least give a lame excuse like you're not ready for a relationship or something!
its much easier to make sense of stuff this way
someone asked me out last week, i said no, he said "do you have a boyfriend or something", i said no, he said "why not then", i giggled and looked at my shoes. then got angry because he kept bothering me. he was really hot as well. i'm not sure what's wrong with me.
i sent him a text message calling him a wanker or something and then he tried replying by saying i fuck goats, and i said i didnt realise his mum was a goat SO I WON!
have an irrational fear of dates. i have fear of one-on-one situations with people i don't know. i have a fear of awkward silences. basically the idea of a 'date' stresses me out so much i would rather die alone than ever have to face one. this is perhaps another reason why i have never had a boyfriend. hmm. oh, and i'm in love with fucktherave.
but you should call me jack in future. it sounds like we are more intimate that way
i talked to claire about it at the time and was well nice to her.
everyone knows how much of a dick you are. drop the act.
but in a sort of 'oh that jack hes a bit of a loveable rogue'
are great. You can invent things and theres nobody around that might wretch at your obvious moves (other than the person with you)
well impressed by that! I "learned" how to "draw" using a Tony Hart book..geometric shapes are the key apparently. Well I might have told the odd lie, but usually its completely stupid things. But I do have a friend (thats not a code!) that completely reinvents herself each time she meets a new man. Invariably they're 20 years older than her, so she pretends that she's a successful career woman (when she's a scabby student like me). Its not all sunshine and roses though.. when she asked one of her dates how old he thought she was, he said he thought she was 35 :o(
'cause it's old but sweet:http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=76128&op=1&view=user&subj=677360024&id=677360024
and better than this one: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1210142&op=1&view=all&subj=677360024&id=638355184
does this? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=76128&op=1&view=user&subj=677360024&id=677360024
or is it just a really sinister photo?
he put something on his head :D
that would be a great Halloween costume.
I think you should do it.
i know these 2 do for sure.
Not into them at all though. Not anymore.