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Andy has come dressed as brains from thunderbirds
and i am watching this. albania are surprisingly sub-standard this year.
surely a new low...
i feel like such a loser. (no offence)
i think it's a sign that my flatmate is in the other room watching 24...
i think i might have to start drinking
i forgot to buy some. humph. my flatmates are out, friends are away. rubbish.
but not for quite some time they are only on entery number 4
Exactly what's happening on screen, and quote everyone all the time? Y'know, just in case we've forgotten in the twenty fucking seconds it takes to type?
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN ON DIS?
my normal EuroVision banter buddy isn't around this year, so i'll have to pass on my observations via DiS...
good for them.
hot in a 'might be a man kinda way'?
You know that joke was coming sooner or later.
and yes, very man-ish.
humming it tomorrow
is scaring me a little bit.
It was just kooky before that... then wam! he jumps out of the washing basket and just stears at you while kreeping round eeeeck.
OTT eighties pop!
is singing Israel's entry then?
but like, not even eurovision YEY shit. Just shit.
I quite like this guy, though.
they're always really properly shit
i bet he woos all the croatian young ladies.
is going for him
Goodfellas goes East
he is all over this mother
he's fucking shit too.
I used to find him the most entertaining part, but he's being overly sarcy in a dull way tonight.
I sound like i'm deadly serious about all of this :(
old man scratching on gramophone! ftw!
the other year hehe
it has to be.
the is he/she or isn't she/he look
bosnia get my vote so far. that song was mad.
this is what eurovision should be. this has to win!
It is the best so far.
they were well nice
perfect Euro Beat!
although I just got a text off a mate comparing me to mr iceland...
my indieboy post-rock haven fantasties Iceland
mean girls is on in 7 minutes.
as back up
I quite liked that one
looks a bit like Eddie Vedder. Gets my vote.
woman looks like a jazzy mcr fan.
get my protest flags and badges out.
they're getting my vote
where's my pirate hat...
the iceland one was still better
with regards to campness, though
between wanting to be a pirate with a hi hi hi and a hoi hoi hoi and a whoop di do
or a MAN like the finns I really want to be a MAN, with a bare chest
or the dress that woman was wearing in the song with the 70 yr old bloke scratching on a gramaphone
WHATS WRONG WITH HER FACE
my eyes had stopped working, then i thought she was painted silver. turns out shes just doing a mariah.
to get the internet lolcat vote
its labia skimming, almost see through and really, REALLY glittery
you'd probably be able to see it below the hem of the dress
What happened to her face?!
all night long ;)
god that was out of character.
celebrate good times
thought it sounded familiar
doing bad modern dance...
I was wondering why they look familuar
shame on the bug
she has no eyes?
You're hogging the lolz.
Billy Idol robots
its svens bird
I'm in love and am moving to the ukraine
some of those boxes in my room.
in fact the further east you go the more late eighties it gets...
MY HEART IS BURNING
i looooooove him
fat beats too daft punk style
viva sebastien, wiz hiz beard and hiz buggy...
Roman Abramovich has his massive yacht moored at the end of my street and is throwing a HUGE firework party
all the car alarms in the street are going wild
a whiff of Pulp's 'Do you remember the first time'
and something else, too, but i can't for the life of me think what :''(
i'm so happy you've come back to post in the eurovision thread. Pretty ostentatiously, too.
it's just a brief stop - thought Sweden might be in with a shout but she didn't sing it so well
I'm gonna go and see if I can take some pics of the Russian Billionaire's ocean-going steed
If I'm not back for voting time it's because I've either been machine gunned or joined the dark side
those moustaches are AWESOME.
Go on Seb lad!!!!!
that was pretty classy
squealing sisqo angel / death pop
is freaking me outtttttttt.
More weird shit please.
than the washing line thing earlier
from big brother who put a wine bottle up her fanny>
and much much shitter
Greece's tits are huge!
Greece here I come!
just got back from the shops. bugger.
the backing dancers with beards ruled
i only wanted to see him :(
I'm flagging a bit now...
You only missed it by minuets too.
Im sure it will be on youtube some time
i had to sell my dot to dot ticket this morning...
to write a bloody essay. the only highlight of my evening of which was a little sebastien tellier on euroV. and i missed it by a minute! literally!
i'm glad it was good though. i hope he wins :)
but she is blind.
LOOK AT THAT DRESS
with BOOBs and britney music
GOT MY VOTE
Im warming to this one but I dunno why hehe
so much weird weird stuff!
falling dancers! Almost distracted me for a second from the giant sideburns.
CHILDREN OF GLORIOUS EUROPE, please let spain or france win.
El Guincho can fuck right off
its on the screen right now.
A HA HA
thou shalt always kill
I FORGOT ABOUT MEAN GIRLS BEING ON
HOW DARE THEY??//
was completely cheating!
he was using star power
the sound track to my nightmares
but thanx for making me stare
blame the wigan
shall do :)
a cool combo of
WINKY AND WOGAN
wogan winky aaaaauurrrrgh!
this serbian is just celine dion isn't she
I LOVE THE SPANISH ENTRY.
All my Spanish friends were so ashamed, but f'srs, it has to win.
it was fucking incredible.
has to be in the running.... that wig was an ace addition too
UNO EL ROBOCOP
DOS EL CRUSAITO
TRES EL MAQUELYASON
CUATRO EL ROBOCOP
My favourite lyric is the one about el Padre Damian in his dressing room, dancing the Chiki Chiki and Jesus Christ comes to life again.
the guy wearing the red spandex all in one thing (is it different on german tv?)
show looks like
maybe turcky too?
cant believe i forgot about them
Azerbaijan - comedy gold
Spain - was that woman supposed to fall over?
Azerbaijan's entry, the guy in white hits the most INCREDIBLE NOT EVER except this time he sort of fell flat
it was an amazing note though
the sound angels make
i could have guessed but everyones been like YEAH THIS IS A WINNER
Latvia to win, though
he's a basketball player, doofus
it did go quite far though
if you're going to do that style, from that country, you're going to be compared to Lordi, and this just in: Lordi pissed all over you
so much good stuff this year...
Spain (comedy gold)
Latvia (comedy gold)
Iceland (brilliant euro-pop)
France (sebastian tellier!!!)
Greece (fit as fuck!)
to all concerned heheh hell my eyes hurt
Only saw half the entries tho...
if there wasn't so much great lols that'd be my fave
if you don't its a bit like watching a horse race without having a bet on.
Just the once.
then i was gonna vote for france and spain, but the number went away. bugger :(
I'm easily amused by wigs and toy guitars.
My favourites, I did a scorecard an' everything:
Armenia (Kela kela! KELA KELA!)
Bosnia (Shite performance but the song was good)
Latvia (speaks for itself)
Iceland (Camp xamillion, what Eurovision is all about)
Ukraine (Shad-y lad-y)
Spain (Reggaeton makes everything better)
Norway (Quite liked this)
Just totally shit, no redeeming features:
I'm so tired...
that's the only interesting bit.
on her eyes
they were so good.
her boobs obvs.
but at least spain got1 off us hehe that might be the DiS vote counting hehe
Russia's entry was fucking atrocious.
and rightly so we are no euro pop masterminds
the greatest superpower of all time really though
their all jelous
We may as well just sack it off now and enter some drill'n'bass next year.
would get my vote with his dancers from windowlicker
they shoud do a jump step tour over there to 8-bit euro robo pop
spain are getting fucking destroyed :'(
doo doo ba ba doo doo ba ba
why are people booing at spain?
they dont see how good it is :( makes me sad on the inside
Honour that alliance, bitch.
They're 6th at the moment, I think.
i was expecting the usual "la norvege, zero points"
and still 5th
Quatro - El Robocop!
that's the original version before he added the really rubbish verse in English.
Everyone hates us don't they?
6 points and second to lst hehhe
Dima Bilan represented Russia in 2006.
with the song Never Let You Go, I remember. It was incredible.
Best song that year by miles.
is one of the funniest things iv heard for a while.
"i wouldnt join that party even if was on my death bed"
Apparently he works his way through a bottle of Baileys during the show.
they could do with him presenting it
having a lot of borders
is this your way of saying you're from Barnsley?
Denmark give high points to various Scandinavian countries. This isn't at all political!
we got 8 points from Ireland!
that would be ridiculous!
they didnt even have toy guitars or a she man
Seemed far more political than ever.
They need some kind of new rule that says you can't vote for a country you border.
who has the most countries within a similar general culture.
essentially: which culture style produces the most fracturous people, who can't bind together one larger country (coughgermanycough) but can split into various small countries who are generally rubbish at football
but something needs to change if I'm ever going to watch it again.
Terry Wogan, what a fucking sore loser.
His dreary voice and moaning damn near pissed all over my Eurovision parade.
I had to change channels, I couldn't hack his whining.
yet with some of the highest poverty rates?
this time next year though!
let's form a band and try and get ourselves nominated. A couple of belly dancers, lyrics in Russian and a plastic guitar and we could win for sure.
i like that
me too now you mention it. Its so right for the social board
the man makes the show what it is, full stop. He had us lot in hysterics.
Thought Sebastien Tellier was great
:D :D :D
now fooball song for us
germans playing a football "anthem" in full kit.
We need to bundle all the blocs of countries that always vote for each other together so they can only have one nominee representing the lot of them, so a Scandinavian one, a Baltic one, etc... Then they can start to vote for the blocs they border on and we can repeat the process until it's just us vs. a single Continental bloc and Turkey.
rather than AWESOMELY shit
And perhaps leave Ireland and Malta as they are.
...but we'd still manage to lose.
no? Well i'll go there then: HYPERMEGASUPERRACISM. Europe is full of people who don't like black music and black folk, so we were screwed from the start. I thought our song and performance was quite good, maybe not mass appeal Eurovision quality but comfortable mid table at least
And to the people buzzing about Latvia and Spain: fucking die. That shit was totally unentertaining, totally unamusing and totally fucking wack