Short, fat, middle aged guy: "is this fantasy video?"
Me: "no, this is a nightclub"
SFMAG: "where is fantasy video?"
Me: "i dont know"
SFMAG:"do you show XXX films here?"
Me: "no! we are a nightclub"
SFMAG: "i'll call my friend so you can speak to him for directions"
Me: "no, it might be over there by the Flying Scotsman, i dont know"

(Twat continues to call friend, call gets diverted to voicemail luckily)

SFMAG "so its over there then?"
Me: "maybe"

Fucking idiot. No surprise he needs Fantasy Video though.

Where is it though? And seriously what the hell is wrong with Kings X? With dildos being left outside the Scotsman, just lying on bin bags.