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What was crap about your day today?
from a crease in the pillow or something and it took ages to go.
thanks to not wearing a golfing glove.
No idea how they manage it. I often get blisters with a glove :/
No driving range for me for a while :(
When I was in 6th form golf was games option. It was seen as dossers heaven as they'd put you on the driving range for a bit and then only let the decent ones on the course and the others could go home early. As such I saw some amazing shots. A kid trying to a Happy Gilmore and flinging the club out on to the range was a good one, as was the bloke who managed to slice the ball so much it hit the bloke in the bay next to him.
well tonight 3 or four people, myself included, hit the poles and the ball managed to bounce around the hitting area/roof!
So you're hitting the ball with the top edge of the club face.
(I've just ousted myself as massively sad for playing golf, haven't I?)
no. It's Night time DiS, where all the emos, singles and golfers cavort in some kind of twisted celebration.
I'm just massively jealous that one of my friends from school plays off a five or something
Like a 5 shaped tee or something?
Then I failed an exam this morning. And I wasted £2 on a pair of compasses.
thread. as it is i am sorry to hear that.
I essentially wasted 50g of whole wheaty goodness and a splash of milk. If we could just cut out sugar/salt confusion we could feed the world.
and it tasted like popcorn(!), so I thought "If I put some salt on this, it would taste INCREDIBLE", so I went to but I put pepper on by mistake and ruined what was possibly the greatest cob of corn of all time :(
I grated a block of cheese and placed in oven for while, left to cool, and eated.
I think maybe it was me being so wacky and randoms.
but everyone was already out...and everyone had failed to invite me :(! What a waste.
because all those news stories about people inviting people from the internet to their house always end well.
Anyways, AS I WAS SAYING:
Yeahh I know! I so wanted to just post something being like 'FREEEE HOUSE, COME OVER MY ENDZZZZZZZZ", but no :(.
I suggest herbal tea and computer game with lots of violence. That always cheers me up.
and somehow i dont think thats quite going to make it
so next best thing is gore threads on the internets. i dont understand how, but its helping
haha, your a fucking penis!
I've only been up for an hour.
Now held together with gaffa tape and footlong tent pegs. As they saying goes about broken things "If you haven't fixed it with Gaffa tape, you just haven't used enough yet", or something.
I'm also sat here watching my laptop install Service Pack 3 after reformatting it this morning. What's even crapper is I've given my dodgy copy of Office XP to a friend who no longer lives in the country, I'd forgotten this until about ten minutes ago.
once when i was about 7
i got a nathan fake album for £2 in a charity shop!
this issue will never arise again. However, me pouring orange juice over my wheetabix is something that can't be helped.
Orange juice IN THE GLASS not the bowl!
The number of times I've sleepily poured milk in the sugar bowl when making the first cup of tea of the day. :(
I usually try to put the boiled kettle into the fridge.
Been there, soggied that. The first cup of tea sorts out the head, its just getting there that is the trouble.
You know who you are, and I still do not approve.
yet again. Some Saturdays at around 9am he kicks off effing and blinding and something at the top of his voice. I have no idea what it is, but it's never a good start to the day.
worst super hero ever?
Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its....CUNT MAN!
Whoever they are, he's going to fackin kill them, the fackin cunts.
GET ON WITH IT THEN!
I should probly stop now, its far too early for such uncouthness.
with special laser powers!
I dunno. I think it might be a dog or cat, he gets up and they've pooed everywhere, and has a fit. Bit of an extreme reaction though.
pooed in the shredies; anything is fair after that.
Shreddies give you energy
Shreddies keep you fit
There's nothing I like better
Than to eat a great bit bowl of sh
that's just spread to my left leg
oww oww oww oww oww oww
i'm really miserable and depressed and also broke so i can't afford to do ANYTHING. i'm just sitting here needing to MTFU.
Who basically hate me, and rank me lower than all their other friends.
so i can write an essay instead.