that's right, Tim Parker, that well know businessman named after a not very nice character in fictional times, is going to be paid £1 per year to run London’s transport. i don't think we can trust him because his names THE PRINCE OF DARNESS is synonymous with the night, and creatures of the night include vampires, werewolves, badgers, foxes and owls, who I still haven’t got round to getting into. I saw an owl recently though, it was beautiful and barny and it flew out of the tree next to me and off to a tree that was slightly less next to me, and I was all like WOW! That’s an owl, I’ve only seen one other owl ever in the wild, so that’s doubled my lifetime owl spotting tally.

But anyway I feel to have digressed mildly from the topic. Which is, that even though I have no idea about this young handsome prince’s past, I don’t trust a man that runs a whole city’s transport for less than a single fare.