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....mine is missing.
that's just greedy. What colour are they? Have they been used before?
like you have a fetish.
for an incest fetish? wow. your family was close in an odd, odd way.
but i unfortunately can't give you one. sorry.
You seem to be missing a lot these days lady.
Also, I don't have a straw.
i can't believe you don't have a straw. someone has took mine, am tellin ye.
I do have a blender though. It is no help though.
back at work and the sun is out a lot....and it's not much fun on here anymore. noone hates me anymore, there's no conflict. and i am "boring", so it would seem.
no, a blender would be utterly useless.
on its way via carrier pigeon.
surely you have gathered that by now.
this is stranger...
also, i'm trying desperately to think how you'd self-felch without a straw...and i'm not sure i want to
Im in birmingham though, I will throw one out of the window when there is a gust of wind if you like and see if it gets to london.
I was quite drunk then and therefore quite full of drunken bravado. Im not now though
where were you?
I was actually in Birmingham and Nuneaton on Tuesday!
I dont think ive ever been to nuneaton, but then again I am scared of nuns perhaps the name has subconciously put me off
Drunk, I was thinking, who would be good to have a chat with....but you werent there
not really an any shifter anymore. just post every now and then now. it would seem that i am boring. i don't want to bore people. also, this place is a bit shit lately.
well anyway as I said I'll try to be more exciting when Im drunk and fearless on tuesday and monday nights....not this monday though my father in law is getting married in dublin
Why? Do they think
"whoops I didnt mean to put that there, I want it somewhere else, id better bet it back"
is it that precious it cannot be wasted? ....oh wait perhaps its a catholic thing
keep an eye out for you then. not quite in a literal sense, though. :P
to get on first name terms with people. it's a means of empowerment.