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How is it? God things are slow tonight.
has been partially blocked by cat shit for about four weeks. Somewhere down the line, a disgusting day is going to come.
Wow. Good training there.
in Meet The Parents.
'You milked him didn't you, you sick sonofabitch!'
Not knocking it - it's a valid joke. Just set up quite well for you, accidentally.
No, she actually shat all over the house phone, which is slightly less impressive.
clean. Thanks for asking.
No, wait! i spy a skid!
every day, i'm faced with the impossible challenge: the one speckled with shit, or the one with piss all over the seat.
As there are only two other males who work there and the toilets get cleaned every day, it's a beautiful experience every time.
at my work are gross. One isnt ventilated and doesnt flush properly.
The onther is constantly blocked with piss and shit, with piss all over the seat.
I'm a guy, but find it really difficult to understand when a grown man can't lift up the toilet seat, or flush a toilet.
just terrible :(
need cleaning :( something for me to do this weekend. i have gloves at least.
when you said you had the weekend free
floor to ceiling tiles and SHINY
it's lovely in the downstairs loo
my upstairs loo owns.
It's just sitting there at the side of my house.
Would anyone help me to erect it on the roof, like the roof toilet out of Scrubs?
I'll let you use it and you can have an epiphany like Michael J. Fox, only if you keep it a secret from everyone else though, deal?
...He will tell everyone, he hates me but I'm not sure why.
Do you have two friends called Turner and Hooch?
can you solve this riddle? *hands coins*
TOP HAT SMILEY
I'VE CRACKED THE CODE.
I'll crack YOUR code. Grr.
when you did it to me earlier.
good effort =|:D
keep em coming
they both win.
I'm not French, honest.
Why do you think I have a wife ?
Not that I am married, but I have seen some stand about it. :)
which is just marginally below being covered in piss/shit as the worst feature a toilet can have.