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The question marks are bit where I don't know what to do.
Is this a "I'd fuck you to fuck her" kinda statement?
enjoying the dicks, getting the kicks
it's my first ever ripoff thread though, i didn't really know what to say
I don't much care for the lovin'.
if it meant that I got full intercourse from a girl i like.
but I think we all learned a good lesson here today.
a live one if it got me poontang.
MOTHERFUCKER! I'd do it for Scarlett Johansson or Maggie Gyllenhaal, but no one else.
in this context, please?
for Meat Loaf really.
I'll send him a PM
he'll only reply if you address him as 'sir'.
And the bitch will tell me.
I would have done anything for my love, climbed the highest cliff to get a rare flower etc.
when you say anything, im imagining you mean 'base things' abandonment of morals
There are good ways of doing anything, Brett and Jermain in flight of the conchords one made a glass butterfly andother spent ages writing a song, and carved a miniture on a matchstick fo the girl they were trying to impress......thats good
or spying or getting her p***ed is not good.
The positive stuff is just like bower birds though, trying to attract attention
probably not the best of these thread to allude to cheese in is it?
feel free to use it for serious discussion, but the creators of this thread are not responsible for any of the views expressed within the thread
you have to back it up with the goods...
It was an ironic statement meant to touch upon the narrowminded stereotypes that are so frequently used to label groups of people in today's paranoid society.
I just like showing off my lack of humour, and take everything literally seriously.
Maybe it will stand me in good stead with similar female users, like if there was someone who hates ambiguous thread titles or something
I am an individual and this is me expressing my individuality.....No!
when i first saw this thread title, i was like "why would you need to do *anything*?" lol, men.
why would you need to do absolutely ANYTHING, not why would you need to do anything at all--before someone accuses me of needing to get over myself
someone really needs to take you down a peg or two.
SAY IT. i must know what you were going to say, you tease.
met this girl at this shitty rock/metal night called Guerilla rocks & invited her back to ours for a 'party' I wasn't allowed..... In this night he became the worlds largest Rock/Metal/Hardcore/Alt.Rock fan and the biggest hater of Jangerly Indie rock/Funk n Soul, took up smoking something he stands against and basically became a largely exagerated version of me that night... im sure if we had cocaine in the house he woulda been coked off his eyeballs to impress her.... thats the day I lost all respect for him.
rules is rules.
yea :) thank God she wasn't a complete tool
He might have learnt his lesson now though. My housemate changes his personality to sleaze onto girls as well.
I don't anyways, I tend to be very quiet and shy about such things lol.
to smell their hand.
eh? eh? ;);)
I mean it was pretty obvious, he coughed when he smoked, kept on mentioning the same 3 bands and ooo it was his music collection on in the background on HIS laptop.
I mean our house is non smoking, he just let her light up at this (essentialy only 3 or 4 or of us gathering) which he suddenly decided to throw after pretty much forbidding my one and then started smoking inside the house himself... I got the blame though ofcourse as I was the only smoker awake and he didnt take responsibility. Sorry :p it's all comming out now.
Naturally I was completely stoked. So me and my mate went to las vegas to find her. She said she had to go but if we met her in washington DC she'd let us do her, so we left to go their. We got on this tour bus with a load of old people and ended up at the hoover dam! it was amazing. We were fucking about on the computers and we accidentally cut off the power that it supplies to everyone! doh! so anyway we got back on the bus and ended up at some bit geyser thing. We got on the wrong bus with a load of nuns and ended up in a car crash. So we walked through the desert and came across these two really cool guys who gave us food and stuff. Eventually, completely by chance, we found the original bus and got back on it. Finally we ended up in washington dc and decided to go to the whitehouse. Suddenly all of these FBI agents held us up with guns! The guys wife had sewn a top secret biologoical weapon into my shorts and i hadn't known! the whole thing was a plan to get us to DC to do a terrorist attack! Well luckily this guy witha trailer took the rap for us and we went home and watched this tv that we found.
Never did get laid.