having just spent the evening with my dad and his bourgeoise, permatanned, pinkshirted, Porsche driving buddies, i can safely say that women LOVE fucking douchebags. And when i say "women" i mean "crazily beautiful 20 year olds who are actually quite intelligent but still love middle aged douchebags who play squash and have amazing apartments in the city centre with pin sharp HD tvs and numerous bottles of quality rose"
it kind of makes me want to stop being such a poor ass douchebag
also, mad props to the Man U fan who gave me the knuckles after my epic knee drumming to RATM on the way home. To be fair, i was killing it