Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
Please let them back on the TV. Here is one of mine:
Monsieur Papin et Le Corbussier
The cookery one ("LOOK AT ME ROLL MY EYES", "GAS COOKER!")
The Michael Winner interview with The Stotts :D
"Now that I am gone, who will take my precious monkeys to be baptised"
has my crying with laughter every time.
and also, the George Michael appearance on Stars In Their Eyes.
It makes me cry with laughter every time
segment they did is one of the most underrated televsion performances ever.
kinky john is just too funny...
the rest follow
where Les Dennis appears and all hell breaks loose, Julie the recetionist with a tic comes on to Les, Chris the bouncer legs it going; " I will do"
and Kinky John has a nervous breakdown.
boy band 'Mandate'. Great name for a boy band.
but: Tom Fun and his mate having fun in a back alley digging up cobbles and dancing with a cardboard cutout of Bryan Adams.
when vic cracks up pretty much every week, especially in the paul mckenna one
The only cheese guaranteed to please
It's not a cheese more a residue
But a residue that's good for you
'I look slightly different' etc etc
how can anyone think dross like Peep Show is better than this???
"What a delightful name for apple theft".
'Thank you cup-a-soup'
where they pour wine on the table and note the colour ('brown').
I can't remember any others. :(
can't you see
she's gone to Kenya
with a man from Allied Carpets
I am me.
And you are you.
And you are I.
And I am too.
But, somebody obscures my view of you.
AND THAT'S A LEGAL REQUIRMENT!
She's increasingly slapdash
Since we bought that new hearth rug
maybe a bit too much.
But going back to them now, I think my favourite scene ever is Ship's Engine.
/car pulls past.
/car reverses back into view, with Vic's leering face.
"I'm having that."
"Is he sure he wants it?"
"He's going to put it in the attic. With the other.. things."
the bit with the farmer 'lads' that help them standing around in a field, and when you look closely before they come over they're just taking in turns to kick each other up the arse in a field
"He definitely wants it."
They walk away in a line through the field; they turn, wave, and fade away.
The Graham Lister scene with the salmon pipe from the North Sea.
"You damn fool Reeves. The salmon will get caught in the pipe. The salmon will die. You a damn fool."
Judith Grant on Novelty Island. "She pulls down her trousers, farts into a goblet then clobbers plumber to death with it."
Morrissey the consumer monkey. Hiya love!
see how fast the bastard turns.
Ohhh Mr Songwriter, write me a so-o-ong, on your trumpet. Make it a good song, so that all the children of the world can sing along.
Ohhh Mr Painter, do us a pi-icture, with your brush. Make it a good one, so that all the children of the world can have a look.
Mulligan and O Hare do Maya featuring the Tamperer "What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her, NAH" And the look on Bob's face and both their man tits in tight jumpers!
Pull up to a petrol station, Vic tries to put the petrol in but struggles. Then a car full of monkeys come along. It is the most pointless and therefore best sketch of comedy all-times.
It is on youtube but I can't track it down right now.
if only for the chris bell falling down the hill scene. amazing.
Should have looked before I posted innit?
"It's an eeeeye"
Also the best John Craven ever.