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As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was so afraid
Jump! You fucker, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck -
There was no blanket
Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
In this country, putting your left foot forward first is regarded as a grave insult.
The worst thing is I'm probably going to be this bored tonight too
I spent AAAGES looking too
It was vaguely connected to BSE/foot-and-mouth if that helps.
If anyone else is bored, find a thread from September 12th in which ashleeINCREDIBLE06 throws a hissy fit which is vaguely connected to BSE/foot and mouth and features yes_ alot.
Whenever walking somewhere on my own, I count the number of steps. For instance, there are 4,075 steps from my front door to my mum's. Anyway, I lead with my right because the even-numbered steps have to be made with my left.
So, if you're asking me, lead with your right
But... that's actually insane.
NEVER EVER step on the cracks.
Who's the insane one now, huh?
Mine was the wombat as soon as I knew of wombats. Before that it was the kangaroo, but just by default, really.
and I'm going to have to go for the Sugar Glider, which I happened across and fell for based solely on its name. Luckily this love only deepened when I finally saw a pciture of one. Observe;
That's the best thing about them, naturally.
Sugar gliders have double sex organs, true fact.
I LOVE YOU
Honestly, I would be embarassed to be asking a public forum this kind of thing.
I've got my cock stuck in my fly but do you see me posting threads for advice?
Jesus, it's gone very grey.
, but i did alternate it to 'keep the ladies on their toes' and ensure I was transmitting my intentions correctly