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give me some quick jokes. I like rude ones.
Whats blue and fucks grannies?
Because his professor had forgot to put him on charge the previous night as he was watching All The Presidents Men!
Just one with caterpillar tracks!
"Does not compute!"
Wires on toast!
Because their makers programmed them to!
It climbed there!
A sunny period.
A: Nothing at all. To derive humour from an already humourless and reprehensible topic would be nothing short of discriminatory.
The pilot, you racist.
You in your lucky blue suit.
me in my blue rapesuit?
a baby with burst armbands
and tells him 'I can't stop being aroused by my reflection in the mirror'.
The doctor says 'that is because you are a cunt'
Ho Ho Ho.
quick look round your shoulder