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Dustin didn't make it past the semi-finals. Ireland weeps.
Do you mean you don't watch Eurovision? Why are you on here?
because having to host the Eurovision Song Contest loads of times was draining their economy so much?
I want to shower you with sugarlumps
"Look, we don't want to host it so we're sending Daz Sampson"
But that was in the days before the Celtic Tiger, now they can pay Polish people to put it on for them. Unfortunately when you try to win Eurovision you'll probably fail.
Somebody, it might be Slovenia, have a sexy lady with a tattoo on her boob.
There was also some more exciting rock from Finland and a brilliant song that may have been Bosnia that featured some guy dressed like a marionette and his sister hanging out some washing.
Pretty powerful stuff.
IT'S MIGRATING! (/iggypop)
Sexy nipples ahoy!
You're like a violated library book.
I think I'm still suffering
It is a passenger
It rides through the cleavage tonight...
was excellent but got booed by the crowd :(
Were they the ones in the coloured suits?
Did you see the heaven/hell dudes? They were pretty incredible.
the marionette one sounded like it could be a Get Up Kids song :D
I thought the Bosnian (maybe) one was something that had somehow worked it's way into my music collection. I swear it wasn't far off sounding like <generic twee band>
Strangely enough, seeing it made it seem even more so.
Aww fuck. :(
the second semi final is tomorrow.
Eurovision is on BBC1, saturday, at 8pm.
IT DOESNT MATTER ANYMORE
I was outvoted 2:1 - so I ended up watching some of this last.
My personal badge of honour would have to go to the Russian entry. It was very mature cheddar. And the phrase "This song can't get any worse--oh." was uttered at least three times during.
WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE, ENYA?
no one would be any wiser.
but point taken. Is the Belgian entry obviously gibberish then?
i mean, it could be any weirdo slavic language basically. it's just obviously not german/french.
It's not real. They can do whatever the hell they like, the crazy Belgies.
Do they even have a government yet?
Isn't our representative Andy Binman?
...a herd of chickens? -10 points.
the true-life "My Lovely Horse" though isn't it?
RTE = obviously skint at the mo.
what. the FUCK
IT'S A EUNUCH FROM HELL
How big is Europe these days?
i missed it last night.
What the fuck, indeed. How is Azerbaijan a European country? It's barely a country in itself.
.....Israel quite clearly is? It stopped being European long ago.
i suspect the Azeris might disagree about that. though...who gives a fuck about them. and the Armenians hate them, so fuck em
and, even having seen it before, god it's shameful.
fucking hell, there are boos!
amusing MAYBE for some kind of gash sketch show, but not for real life.
i can just imagine people voting for it during Eurosong.
'ah man dis'll be 'larious dustinzafukin lej man he's savig'