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Come to me with your problems and I will solve.
where you need to transport them one at a time across a river.
What's the solution again?
Go back. Take the corn across. Bring the chicken back with you. Take the fox across. Go back. Take the chicken across.
However I woke up this morning and my penis and vagina were touching. help plz
but i can't be bothered to go out to the shop, what should i do?
I have women problems...help?
how do i talk to people? should i talk to people? where do i stand? near the bar? do i sit at a table on my own? there's going to be hours between bands.
Wait for them to realise you're alone and take pity. You should try to spend as much time as possible next to the stage. Why wasn't this an option? A dark corner is a reasonable alternative. If there are posters on the walls or flyers available, read them.
so if i stand there when there's no band on i will actually look like a dickhead.
If I get laughed at i'm holding you responsible though.
Also can I stop coughing up phlegm all the time since two weeks ago? Also I would like some more vegetables but i don't have any. Also my leg hurts when I walk and I don't know why.
Your problems will solve themselves.
Your the worst surgeon EVER. SURGERY ME.
Leg-lengthening surgery is available, but not in this country (at least, not for cosmetic reasons). There is a hospital which offers it in America but it is expensive - about $50,000. Hospitals in former Soviet states, China and Egypt offer it for significantly less, but hygiene and aftercare should be of concern.
Your best bet is probably a sex change. Despite popular belief, women's legs actually tend to be *shorter* in proportion to their bodies than men's. It is actually the hip to waste ratio of women which makes their hips appear longer.
Telling me they're taking me to court because I haven't given them some money that they want.
I don't want to go to court. And I don't have any money. And I'm too afraid to speak to them.
Don't tell me to speak to them. I tried. I can't.
Plus, she thinks I've paid it all already.
That I've been ignoring all their letters phonecalls and please don't take me to court? Does that work?
As much as you might hate it, the alternatives are significantly worse. I appreciate that it will be difficult for you, but I also suspect that the most awkward part will be waiting for them to pick up the phone and the subsequent initiation of the conversation, both of which will be over within a few seconds of you making the phone call. It might also help for you to do it when the house is empty.
but I'd also like to recommend that PocketMouse seeks advice about how to deal with her debts. There are many places offering free, professional advice on the best way to deal with your debts, such as Citizens Advice and National Debtline.
This page is an excellent resource for relevant links and information: http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/MoneyTaxAndBenefits/ManagingDebt/PlanYourWayOutOfDebt/DG_187500
That is the sole area on which I am not in a position to give advice.
but I grew bored of it and just lapsed back into life because I wanted what I didn't have
medical procedure. I am disappointed. Console me!
The key aim in becoming just like me is to develop the paradoxical combination of self-importance and cripplingly low self-esteem. Once you've done that, you can work on unnecessary sarcasm and pushing away the ones you love. This should also answer your second question.
What should I listen to next?
10 of me.
That is a problem.
should i trust, DrZap?
*whispers* i don't think any of them are. should this worry me?
Just have a lie down.
take anything for it/them?
IS a fucking headache. Seriously.
As great as I know it is, I'm always open to the possibility that there is room for improvement.
Politics and Eng Lit.
I have no notes.
I have not read one of the english texts.
I cannot motivate myself to do any revision.
tell me how to get an A please.
I've read all three of mine but I'm definitely going to fail too, so feel comforted in that reading the texts would not have guaranteed success.
english tomorrow too at AS?
Would it be too forward to sit down next to a girl I keep seeing on the bus and think is hot, even when there are plenty of free seats?
There certainly doesn't seem to be any medium of forwardness between sitting next to her and sitting somewhere else.
and I'm pretty sure she never sees me because she never looks up from her book and is always listening to an iPod.
She has a bag with a Remains of the Day badge on it. No girl likes that band! She's probably got a cock or something.
Only one way to find out if she does or doesn't: place your hand on her thigh.
and be treated as a god.
be thankful for your gift
I mean, when I met you, you were tall enough for me to recognise you, but I wasn't thinking "Wow, she's tall!" or anything.
i suppose i can live with that
Sunset Rubdown tomorrow?
i will be at sunset rubdown tomorrow
Recent and upcoming events have led me to come to think I'm emotionally detached and numb. Is there anyway in which I can slow or prevent this process?
and live my life as a cold heartless bastard.
Unfortunately, the father dies at the scene but his son is just about alive and is taken to hospital.
About a week later they are ready to operate, the boy is put under anaesthetic and the operating theatre is ready. The surgeon walks in and says "I cannot operate on this boy - he is my son!"
how can this be true?
THEYRE NORKS WULD GET IN THE WAY!
but I think my much more interesting and attractive friend also likes her. I know because he asked me to tell her (he's a bit lame like that).
Anyway, how should I go about disposing of said friend?
Watch Dexter for tips
Zapsta | 20 May '08, 19:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply
If I were you, ottermagic, I'd just cut my losses and move on. It sounds like you're punching way above your weight and it's not something worth losing a friend over.
all i can do is sit on then internet and eat dry cereal, perhaps some mashed potato.
also, the skin around my lips is flaking off making me appear unattractive, what should i do about it?
Now if only I could find where the post was.
My bum is still really itchy, it's been a month now! The doctor said it's an abrasion but I fear it could be bum cancer! What do I do?
Hence the reason I am a gayer.
how's this: how do i prevent the above from happening again in the future?
i don't know why. fix me, please?
Use the other arm? That should sort it.
i'm going to the vet
but im still up reading dis + posting, what is my problem?
The thrill of the interactive, online environment. How can you go to bed when you know that anything could happen at any moment?!
but there's some good stuff in here cat_race, you should take a look.
then do the opposite.
That isnt really an answer
i'm sorry but in my mind you mustn't be a believable doctor
will tumble drying it a second time shrink it further or will it stay the same size?