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What else DON'T you want to know about your co-worker's fannies at 9am?
when you arrived this morning?
but I'd rather not hear about a woman soiling herself whilst in labour, if at all possible.
spit out tea :(
It was total Yeuch. The colleague did end up having his first born son, Finn Cian Padraig Andrew. Congratulations to him. This is like the Herald's announcement section.
Why didn't they just call him Celty McCelterson?
I like Finn (I have a mate called Finlay and we call him Fin) butt he rest is a bit Celtic, I agree.
His wife is Irish though. He is English. They live in Scotland.
exactly what I was thinking.
Finn Cian Padraig all in a row is a bit overkill.
They are really nice names though!
OUR SON IS GOING TO BE CALLED DEAN ALLIRISHNAMESEVER POTATO McDUBLINCHEEKS.
Oh well. It will probably be the only result too.
As I said I like the name.
how many does she have exactly?
there were 2 people next to me having a conversation along the lines of:
"Did you know loads of women have orgasms whilst giving birth?"
"Oh yes, it's like 60% or something."
"Makes sense really."
I don't want to know what was going on in their minds.
I hope I didn't give my mum an orgasm.
the same joke I'm holding back from here?
I've been jacking off for twenty minutes now.