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Cats = cool as fuck animals that play by their own rules, only seek affection when they want affection and bow down to no-one.
Dogs = subservient animals that want to be dominated and told what to do.
I can see how dogs would appear 'better' to certain people (the ones who like bossing others around) but I don't see how anyone can respect a dog in the way you can a cat.
dogs = sloppy, salival and smelly. They shed fur everywhere, eat their own (and other animals') shit, rub their grubby assholes all over furniture and are generally a pest. Also see: burden for having to be in to walk them
cats = smelly, shed fur, jump on your work surfaces (unhygienic), give you slaughtered birds and mice as 'presents' and also rub their arses all over the furniture.
Cats win it JUST, purely because you feed them and they fuck off.
If heaven is full of dogs, then I'm glad I'm an odious cunt
but this is http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3327954
THANKS VERY MUCH BAMOS
I'm now singing 'Thanks Very Much Bamos' in the style of the man himself. I feel that I may have a hit on my hands.
a British Sea Power song? Will this joke never end?
'I Started Something I Couldn't Finish', the sadpunk remix.
are headlining the Old Blue Last next week.
is surely the album title.
Will Self's spoken-word contribution to that Bomb Da Bass track, but with sadpunk reading out his bloke test
Except when you have to give them pills. Dante's got very good at hiding them under his tongue and spitting them out in the last few days.
or getting stuck in a hole, like Gene did last night. I had to crawl in after him, at which point the little bastard sauntered out the other end. I'm sure he flicked me the V's as he wandered off.
named after the band gene?
i do hope so.
he's named after gene hunt from life on mars. I wanted to name him after anal cunt, but wasn't allowed...
I don't like that video :(
but can fail too.
We let them out for the first time at the new place today and they were really scared and eager to get back inside.
One tried to jump onto the roof, missed, and fell down quite a distance. Luckily my brother was there to catch here