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Got a fancy dress party on saturday with 'A' as the theme.
Because I'm lazy you lot can give me a few idea's.
Albi the racist dragon.
or Gibbo's dad
I was blinded by the extra apostrophies and missed the 'A' bit
I could always go as A pokemon. Bending the rules slightly though.
And I think it's obvious I've failed the most here :(
addict (tape a needle to your arm, a bit of fake blood. sorted)
"I'm sorry, I just couldn't decide what to wear"
Alzheimer's - "I'm sorry, I forgot my outfit"
Armadillo and just eat lots of Dime bars.
Or Alopecia. Just shave all your ody hair.
i'll get my coat.
by being anything you can attach an 'A' prefix to.
'What are you?''
'I'm A cat,''
'I'm A jellyfish''
'I'm A rapist'' etc. etc.
Or a scouser and just go round saying 'A A A A A'
and lock them all up in the basement. then proceed to rape them all and make them have your babies.
and then go on about cork hats and stubbies.. but then i saw austria.. and er.. yeah. sowwy.
I will forgive ya ;) damn you girls and your cuteness!
...there is something quite morbid about courtship via. the internet?
to be fair.
...bring twiglet's to the party.
That's clinched it. Them Austrian Incestuous Rapist's are a horrible bunch of bastards.
is the NHL.
doesn't count. pfffft :)
ooo yay its on telly tmorow nearly the finals..... its the only sport I watch.
Leauge of gentelman?
i went to a school in a village that was JUST LIKE THAT. seriously. they had sporadic nosebleeds and everything. creeeepy.
yeah i always watch the NHL on channel 5 at 3 in the morning. playoffs at mo! I like NBA too, it beats the hell out of soccer.
.... that village sounds creepy :S
not sleeping well has some rewards with top sports hehe. I well want New Orleans Hornets to win it would be wicked.
five don't show nhl/nba nearly enough though. i subscribed to NASN once, that was insane!! with goodness.
and your poor Hocky team :(
and innapropiately touch women.
Just carry around a bloody coathanger.
Turn up pissed and abuse the residents with foul language and inappropriate hand placements.
...by lamenting the loss of your wife and kids.
It's always a party favorite.
kind of a given.
Old Pickle Livered Pete won't be drinking...and I'm sure he'll resent the accusation.
Tie a noose round your neck and crack one off every so often.
just go ballding?
I've done this one.
well I will back ya up then
Mock up and cardboard costume and spray everyone that smells.
'black up' and hit on the young 'uns
We;ve had a lot of good suggestions, but this is the one.
Don't forget the magic potion