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sadpunk told me to do it
Because you're eating food. GOOD
But outside. BAD
And it's cooked. GOOD
But not as well as if it had been cooked in an oven. BAD
Flies + excessive heat + bugs + lack of level furniture to sit on and eat at = WHAT'S THE POINT????
that wonderful wonderful smell
than being outside. AMAZING
if sadpunk told you to jump off a cliff, would you?
in the third person.
(I'm actually making myself feel a bit sick by doing this)
brothers eating all the good sausages
whats your excuse?
i still cant get over that kid winning.he only weighed 10st!!!!!
he wouldn't have been allowed in. But the other guy was a prick and his falling off the hand bike right at the end was a LOLfest.
he did take the piss out of the gladiators though so i didnt hate him that much.not only did he fall of the hand thing, when radzi fell of the travelator....so did he!
he almost break-danced down on his back like some kind of funk-spider on an escalator. YES!
But not as well as if it had been cooked in an oven. ARGUABLE
No flies, no excessive heat, no bugs, plenty of level furniture but maybe a slight fire and safety hazard...
that doesn't centralise around food. Or being in someone else's house or back garden.
I'm not letting this one go
They played Huddersfield
last year. And Derby. Which is almost Northerly.
thewarn | 19 May '08, 09:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply
I'd bump the 'People bumping threads' thread. But I can't.
Who's got the brains?
Who's got everything?
I've got this pain in my heart
a pie? im sure heston bloomenwatsit would give it a go
Neighbours themed BBQ party this summer. Watch this space.
Barbecues sound good in theory but they're always rubbish, for the reasons thewarn stated. It's only your mum and dad who love them, for some reason. Oh and it's unlikely that your hunger ever gets properly quenched.
Just hang on, there'll be another burger ready in...half an hour! Hold tight!
this month. Our BBQs (actually braais) are legendary. Not a burger in sight.
7 different salads
1 choice of meat
cibattas instead of rolls
Are you mad?
If I wanted to be in a gay civil partnership, I wouldn't go to a barbecue
where they wrap bananananas in bacon and grill them. Then they ask you to eat them.
I don't know why
2. Grilled food can be as good as oven-baked food.
But I'll have forgotten why bamos/me don't like bbqs in a year's time.
ug ug ug ug uggghhhhhh
I just get hot, sunburnt and have to eat food that looks like it's been recovered from Pompeii.
If you need me, I'll be inside watching Soccer Saturday with some beer.
I've not seen you for TIME.
I love meat, that's a fact. I just don't be liking meat when I have to wait two hours for some wilmot in a comedy apron to half cook me a Lidl burger.
I'm an Instant Meat kinda guy. InstaMeat. INMEAT. All that fannying around takes the fun out of it. Barbecues: one of those less-than-the-sum-of-its-parts kind of things.
Where the shit have you been anyway? This should be a PM. Bye!
Now, send me some meat.
how can anyone not like BBQ's?!
One year it rained here all summer and i wasnt going to give up. Took the bbq out and cooked two sausages in the rain for 1 sausage sandwich. on my own. :( sadoooooo