Given the vast numbers of you lot (well, more than 2 of you) who live there, I need to ask this.

Is that goat still around? You know, that goat. I think that goat is in the army; or it is at least associated with the army. I can't imagine the battleground effectiveness of that goat - any goat, for that matter - being significantly higher than, say, a Sherman tank, or an F-15, or an Evangelion Battle Mech. I saw that goat in a coat, once; it was a lovely, gilted coat that that goat seemed to enjoy. That goat was usually seen in the TA grounds on the way up to Whitchurch; I would often walk a very long route to work/uni in the hope of catching a glimpse of that goat.

You know that goat, right?