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why do they always come and lie on your keyboard when youre typing?
cats are amazing.
They also like to lie on your broadsheet paper if you are reading it on the floor
against books of any type and act all suprised when they get jabbed by the edge.
that was my impresion of it happening... I wish I had a cat :( there brilliant
lounging on my bed.
sorry to rub salt into the wound :(
cats are overrated. i went to college today not realising shed been sleeping on my bag and someone asked me why i had hair all over my bag.
a sexy malting lady/man (delete as appropriate) hugged you from behind causing them to rub up against your ruck sack.
i think my spanish group already think im quite weird. might as well end the year on a high.
- those ancient egytians were on to something
pre hocking up a hairball when they start slithering like a snake and it sounds like theyre saying something like a human.
....when people have a cat but they don't let it outside! C'mon, own up
especially during summer.
Don't be fooled by a few mispelt captions on the internet.
loveable idiots, but idiots. the faceoffs between my cat and dog are incredible. the cat always wins.
is that they're both equally as fantastic as each other. it's just silly, silly humans who invented all that 'cats vs. dogs' nonsense.
i want a cat and a dog.
I'm suprised this hasn't hapend already.
Let the fun begin!
i can't wait to have my very own cag/dot.
but i dunno how it (?) ever did a shit...
after all South Park has taught me, too
but my dream is to try and breed a flying bullock. the native americans tryed apparently (and failed).
they both rule!
But I can love my dog and know it has genuine friendship in return.
With cats there's always a nagging sense that they're just using you because you know how to use the tin opener.
crack the can opener we are all fucked!
Achewood wouldn't work with dogs, that's for sure.
had a bad thing with fish in general since i was traumatised by seeing my two goldfish eat each other and die as a kid. Theyre boring twats too.
if cannibalism is boring.
the highs are too high. and the rest of the time theyre rediculously dull.
so one day we found one of them lieing upside down full of holes. the other one died the next day i think. im not enjoying remembering this.
called alvin, simon and theodore.
alvin was a greedy bastard who ate all the fish food. then he got so greedy that he ate poor theodore, while simon starved to death. karma finally got alvin, though, as he exploded from being a fat cunt.
best fish ever.
they gotta learn the ways of the fish world, don't they?
a really rather swish red sweater with a giant A on it by any chance?
they weren't even fish. just chipmunks i dunked into a fish tank :)
Keeping those poor little chipmunks inside and torturing them. Ya pure basturt ye!
i had to teach them a lesson!
you heartless fiend!
just... DON'T REMIND ME!