Ever Friday, I fall a little more in love with this woman. She and Hadley Freeman should just start their own newspaper, possibly employing Mrs Mills of the Times' style section, back in the days when she was succinct and funny.

From Lost in Showbiz today...

"But there were sadnesses. Her friend, the much hotter Princess Diana, refused to speak to the Duchess after Fergie revealed in a book that she'd borrowed a pair of Diana's shoes and caught a verruca from them. And do you know, children: the pair still hadn't made up when the princess was suddenly killed by an evil lack of seatbelt. The moral of that story? Don't borrow scuzzy shoes."

Also, anyone read that horrifically awkward interview with Ewan McGregor? Ouch. What's your favourite section of the newspaper?