to talk to some Indian branch of 3 mobile company for about twenty minutes.

http://www.crocopuffs.com/soundboard/arnold.html

I get such a kick from it! The guy who rang me went to get his regional manager or something, so I started saying things like "First, I would like to just get to know you."

He took the bait every time, and was really confused.

The way you win is them putting the phone down. Normally, they won't put it down EVER, but this guy slammed it down after I asked him to get his mother. He was pretty furious at that.

HO HO HO, I'm so funny!