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cockchafers as me?!
they scare me lots :(
by a long way
tanks that fucking fly! and go "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Though their large size does mean they're quite easy to hit with a plank.
but, they just keep comming!
with there weird like bear faces!
Could you not throw them all into the sea somehow?
than i've seen squirrels :'( (i've seen 2 squirrels)
What you need is a big torch and a hockey stick.
...however the other night I used a big book to disable one of the bastards, then I use a tom-arm from my drum kit to finish it off.
I was trying to do some uni work with my headphones on at about 2am the other morning.
I realised that the light was flickering behind me. I turned around to see that the light wasn't flickering, one of those bastards flying around the bulb. Initially I thought it was a bird! A small bird.
I was scared.
my threads with you "my cocks bigger than yours" "my mum bakes better cakes than yours" talk!